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Date: 21-03-2009 4:08 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 04:08 PM (16 years ago)
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A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke.
The man answered, "No thank you, I don't smoke. I don't want to get lung cancer."

Posted: at 21-03-2009 04:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 02:20 AM (16 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 22-03-2009 02:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 22-03-2009 04:49 PM (16 years ago)
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sillyyyyyyyyyyyyy u don start
Posted: at 22-03-2009 04:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 12:32 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 22-03-2009 04:49 PM
sillyyyyyyyyyyyyy u don start

Start wetin na? Grin lol
Posted: at 25-03-2009 12:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 02:28 PM (16 years ago)
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yes na, pple dey get long cancer fr inside grave na!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 02:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:28 PM
yes na, pple dey get long cancer fr inside grave na!
hmmmmm Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:39 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 02:39 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:28 PM
yes na, pple dey get long cancer fr inside grave na!
hmmmmm Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
why hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! dirty dey ur ear?
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:44 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 02:39 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:28 PM
yes na, pple dey get long cancer fr inside grave na!
hmmmmm Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
why hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! dirty dey ur ear?
no oo, i just dey imagine wetin you talk.... Huh? Huh? Huh?
but you don go grave b4? how you take know?
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- degreatest2 at 25-03-2009 02:51 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 02:47 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:44 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 02:39 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:28 PM
yes na, pple dey get long cancer fr inside grave na!
hmmmmm Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
why hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! dirty dey ur ear?
no oo, i just dey imagine wetin you talk.... Huh? Huh? Huh?
but you don go grave b4? how you take know?
U don forget say i get plenty power!!! ehn! alakogbagbe like you!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 02:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 25-03-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago)
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passing jeje
Posted: at 25-03-2009 04:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 25-03-2009 04:28 PM
passing jeje
pass quick jeje....
Posted: at 25-03-2009 04:47 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 26-03-2009 10:35 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 02:47 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:44 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 25-03-2009 02:39 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 25-03-2009 02:28 PM
yes na, pple dey get long cancer fr inside grave na!
hmmmmm Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
why hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! dirty dey ur ear?
no oo, i just dey imagine wetin you talk.... Huh? Huh? Huh?
but you don go grave b4? how you take know?

You dey ask Ifa priest this kind question? Shocked
Posted: at 26-03-2009 10:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 26-03-2009 11:05 AM (16 years ago)
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D MAN HAS A VERY HEALTHY MIND SET, EVEN AT D POINT OF DEATH, NA HIM TYPE DEM DEY WRITE SAY "EVEN TILL DEATH, HE WAS HEALTHY"
Posted: at 26-03-2009 11:05 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-03-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 26-03-2009 11:05 AM
D MAN HAS A VERY HEALTHY MIND SET, EVEN AT D POINT OF DEATH, NA HIM TYPE DEM DEY WRITE SAY "EVEN TILL DEATH, HE WAS HEALTHY"
healthy mind set ke!, dgreat use him mouth tell me and silly j say na ogiri na him dey tell am ever ever wey anybodi talk for him back.... dis one no be ordinary healthy mind set.... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 26-03-2009 11:08 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 26-03-2009 11:09 AM (16 years ago)
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wetin be dis na?
Posted: at 26-03-2009 11:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 26-03-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 26-03-2009 11:08 AM
Quote from: iphie on 26-03-2009 11:05 AM
D MAN HAS A VERY HEALTHY MIND SET, EVEN AT D POINT OF DEATH, NA HIM TYPE DEM DEY WRITE SAY "EVEN TILL DEATH, HE WAS HEALTHY"
healthy mind set ke!, dgreat use him mouth tell me and silly j say na ogiri na him dey tell am ever ever wey anybodi talk for him back.... dis one no be ordinary healthy mind set.... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

OGIRI KE, NA DAWADAWA OR IRU, NO BE ONLY OGIRI NA ILEKUN OR FERESE, NO MIND DGREAT JARE JUST BECUS HIM DEY SMELL D WIND NO MEANS SAY HIM NO DEY SMELL MESS
Posted: at 26-03-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-03-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 26-03-2009 11:09 AM
wetin be dis na?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
emmy wetin be wetin na? abi you dey smoke?
Posted: at 26-03-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 26-03-2009 04:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 26-03-2009 11:05 AM
D MAN HAS A VERY HEALTHY MIND SET, EVEN AT D POINT OF DEATH, NA HIM TYPE DEM DEY WRITE SAY "EVEN TILL DEATH, HE WAS HEALTHY"

Na true you talk, the man no wan damage hin bodi Grin
Posted: at 26-03-2009 04:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-03-2009 06:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 26-03-2009 04:23 PM
Quote from: iphie on 26-03-2009 11:05 AM
D MAN HAS A VERY HEALTHY MIND SET, EVEN AT D POINT OF DEATH, NA HIM TYPE DEM DEY WRITE SAY "EVEN TILL DEATH, HE WAS HEALTHY"

Na true you talk, the man no wan damage hin bodi Grin
mind you, he might be listening.... Undecided
Posted: at 26-03-2009 06:08 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-03-2009 01:12 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 25-03-2009 04:28 PM
passing jeje

lol better make u pass fast b4 is too late..Grin
Posted: at 27-03-2009 01:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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