Let see how STINGINESS youre

Date: 27-07-2012 12:49 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Taiwo
- at 27-07-2012 12:49 PM (10 years ago)
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CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.

FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet ( Abegiii ).

STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .

WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ).

WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).

TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).

IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ).

FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).

LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ).

MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ).

DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' God created them for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).

STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didn't LOL nd like d post

Posted: at 27-07-2012 12:49 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- ExpertTbright at 27-07-2012 02:42 PM (10 years ago)
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wait 1st make i chop finish b4 i go con read your leta

Posted: at 27-07-2012 02:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- kayboy2luv at 27-07-2012 03:12 PM (10 years ago)
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i can see dat u really luv eating yeye fud, even ur profile pix define u..chop chop (Ijewuru)
Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:12 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 27-07-2012 03:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Hmmm nice old joke

Posted: at 27-07-2012 03:32 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kayboy2luv at 27-07-2012 04:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Liar, Who post RAM b4 ?
Posted: at 27-07-2012 04:10 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- osarobo62 at 27-07-2012 05:04 PM (10 years ago)
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NICE ONE JARE. IT WAS GOOD
Posted: at 27-07-2012 05:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- kayboy2luv at 27-07-2012 05:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Osheee padi mi....i no mind those Olobe dem
Posted: at 27-07-2012 05:30 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 02:55 AM (10 years ago)
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Na u sabi

Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:55 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 28-07-2012 01:26 PM (10 years ago)
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e don teey

Posted: at 28-07-2012 01:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 04:15 PM (10 years ago)
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Tell ram

Posted: at 28-07-2012 04:15 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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