Three Scientists

Date: 27-07-2012 6:03 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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Once in a conference, three scientists: an American, a German and a Nigerian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that."

The German replied, That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"

The Nigerian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Abuja, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president”.

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