Choose a friend to slap

Date: 31-03-2009 11:52 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Femi
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- at 31-03-2009 11:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!

There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

@federico gwhy and some that i no mention

Posted: at 31-03-2009 11:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 09:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Wait me no undstnd o?
My name wey u put 4 end na 2 slap person ni or person 2 slap me?
If na 2 slap person na "iphie" me wan slap na(Whisper) na special kind of slap.
Posted: at 1-04-2009 09:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 1-04-2009 09:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Slap number 1 goes to nickyvil ( for posting this piece) and another to Gwhy ( for being the first to comment) ... I'll wait till others comment, I'm sure by then it will be the third hour.... Grin Grin Wink

lol...nicky you try well. Shocked
Posted: at 1-04-2009 09:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago)
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Why me na?
Ok u dey vex say i follow iphie abi?
Oya baby sori u knw i stil LOVE U but......?@ silly j
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2009 10:12 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 09:41 AM
Wait me no undstnd o?
My name wey u put 4 end na 2 slap person ni or person 2 slap me?
If na 2 slap person na "iphie" me wan slap na(Whisper) na special kind of slap.
wetin... Angry you go slap who? e be like say dis april fool stuff dey shack you... you wan slap iphie, oya slap am make i see you.... and you nickyvil you say make we dey slap ourselves abi... okay bring that you mouth come here:
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:12 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 1-04-2009 10:12 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 10:06 AM
Why me na?
Ok u dey vex say i follow iphie abi?
Oya baby sori u knw i stil LOVE U but......?@ silly j

Toasting... Lips Sealed? not allowed in the open. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  1-04-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 10:06 AM
Why me na?
Ok u dey vex say i follow iphie abi?
Oya baby sori u knw i stil LOVE U but......?@ silly j

Toasting... Lips Sealed? not allowed in the open. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
u dey hungry?
Ds 1 wey u talk toasting na bread or chicken we dey toast?
Ok oya mak i P Mail u na or(whisper) mak we go backyard
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2009 10:23 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 10:20 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  1-04-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 10:06 AM
Why me na?
Ok u dey vex say i follow iphie abi?
Oya baby sori u knw i stil LOVE U but......?@ silly j

Toasting... Lips Sealed? not allowed in the open. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
u dey hungry?
Ds 1 wey u talk toasting na bread or chicken we dey toast?
Ok oya mak i P Mail u na or(whisper) mak we go backyard
aahaa G, true true, na now now i no say april fool no good for you bodi.... see as you dey fool fool yourself...
  Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:23 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:26 AM (16 years ago)
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Who tel u say i dey fool my sef?
U jst sidon dey luk na
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 1-04-2009 10:31 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 10:20 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  1-04-2009 10:12 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 10:06 AM
Why me na?
Ok u dey vex say i follow iphie abi?
Oya baby sori u knw i stil LOVE U but......?@ silly j

Toasting... Lips Sealed? not allowed in the open. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
u dey hungry?
Ds 1 wey u talk toasting na bread or chicken we dey toast?
Ok oya mak i P Mail u na or(whisper) mak we go backyard

Look behind you Gwhy, you boss is reading what you are typing...



April... fooooool! Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 1-04-2009 10:39 AM (16 years ago)
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R we allowd 2 strangle d person?
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Which BUNS?
Na PUFF-PUFF dey 4 here na.
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2009 11:11 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on  1-04-2009 10:26 AM
Who tel u say i dey fool my sef?
U jst sidon dey luk na
if no be april fool you dey fool yourself, how and wetin you dey carry silly j go backyard for?
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:11 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago)
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No wori na,dat 1 na CONFIDENTIAL@ kris
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-04-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago)
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watin ma name dey do there(whisper)nikky if i slap u as a friend,u go like am......

kris watin concern u if silly go backyard..abi silly na ur wife??
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 1-04-2009 11:25 AM (16 years ago)
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@ nickvil, 1 slap per hour nd per post nd per comment.........lol enjoy o
@gwhy, awe dis ur slap, we av to talk in confi abt it.............
@silly j, i support u, just help me hold nickyvil down for his slaps
@kris, darhling no mind gwhy.......he is almost confused
@fred, i dey suspect u nd gwy wit dis nickvil.................sometyn dey

LOL;;;;;;;;;;; HAPPY FOOLS DAY EVERY1...........ND WELCUM 2 APRIL
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 1-04-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-04-2009 11:15 AM
watin ma name dey do there(whisper)nikky if i slap u as a friend,u go like am......

kris watin concern u if silly go backyard..abi silly na ur wife??
na my sister and i get every right to know wetin GY wan do with am for backyard....
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago)
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Baby hw na?
So wen we go start our own na?@ iphie
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-04-2009 11:28 AM (16 years ago)
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suspect me gwy and nickvil,,na wah if i give u one slap as a friend,u go like am...
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-04-2009 11:29 AM (16 years ago)
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ur sister nor get mouth,na u wan talk for her @kris
Posted: at 1-04-2009 11:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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