RAMATU PARTS 4, 5 AND 6

Date: 30-07-2012 11:56 pm (12 years ago) | Author: charles etuhu
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PART FOUR

Now this went on and on and on but Ramatu never knew i was the one behind her excitements.
Anytime she saw me in town, she wouldnt even greet me and all that.
so one hoooooooooot afternoon, Ramatu came under the tree to pound yam.
She sat on my thing, and i began the to and fro movement.
this time she was enjoying it too much so she fell asleep and left the yam unpounded.
Her mother was sooo angry and came to the scene.
She insulted and beat up Ramatu for sleeping and drove her off the seat though Ramatu was reluctant at first.
So her mother, Mrs osumanu sat on the seat to pound it herself. .  Grin

PART FIVE

Now mrs osumanu sat firmly on my thing.
i began the to an fro.
she was speechless for a while.
Ramatu was watching jelously.
mrs Osumanu started moaning " Ramatu thats why you sleep ooo" she said this several times and Ramatu was very angry at her mum.60 minutes later, mrs Osumanu left and there was a quarrel between her and Ramatu.
I went there after gone to change my self to ask why they were quarreling and they all said it was a small family matter, so i left. .  Grin Grin

PART SIX

Now one hot afternoon, Ramatu returned from school.
There was some yam to be pounded, she went for them eager to come and pound but just as she was about to leave the kitchen, her mum grabbed the yam from her and shouted " didnt you see someone is ready to pound these yams?"
This started a quarrel.
They quarreled and fought and quarreled over who must pound the yam till Papa Osumanu himself arrived home.
" why are u quarreling with Ramatu?" he inquired
There was no answer and from there, there was complete silence.
I was eagerly waiting in the pit for my "lunch" kiss
Before i realised, there was someone one the seat.
i began smiling in the pit and moved my "rod" through the whole.
But it hit one hard thing, " snake!!!"Papa osumanu got up from the seat and yelled.
i came out from my pit and took to my heels.  Grin Grin


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- jossy4reall at 31-07-2012 08:10 AM (12 years ago)
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u were told not 2 bring dis Ramatu.....,and u are here wit it again

Posted: at 31-07-2012 08:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bingbagbo at 31-07-2012 08:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 31-07-2012 08:10 AM
u were told not 2 bring dis Ramatu.....,and u are here wit it again


sharrap dia  u  wretch!. . .













bush  pig! Angry

Posted: at 31-07-2012 08:42 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 31-07-2012 09:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Ramatuaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted: at 31-07-2012 09:37 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 31-07-2012 10:24 AM (12 years ago)
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poster na razor blade dem cari barb u?

Posted: at 31-07-2012 10:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bingbagbo at 31-07-2012 11:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 31-07-2012 10:24 AM
poster na razor blade dem cari barb u?



i wont  answer to such steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewppid  question!! Angry

Posted: at 31-07-2012 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- ANELEEVEREST at 31-07-2012 11:50 AM (12 years ago)
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NO NA bottle they use barb poster
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-07-2012 11:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 31-07-2012 10:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy

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- terryworld at 31-07-2012 10:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ANELEEVEREST on 31-07-2012 11:50 AM
NO NA bottle they use barb poster
 Grin Grin Grin
he tif? abi he dey enta kirirkiri?

Posted: at 31-07-2012 10:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 31-07-2012 10:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bingbagbo on 31-07-2012 11:34 AM



i wont  answer to such steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewppid  question!! Angry
if u like u vex,.ur head be like person wey dem use groundnut oil barb hair

Posted: at 31-07-2012 10:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 31-07-2012 11:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Abi

Posted: at 31-07-2012 11:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 31-07-2012 11:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 31-07-2012 11:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bingbagbo at 3-08-2012 07:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 31-07-2012 11:06 PM
Abi


 Angry Angry

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- jossy4reall at 3-08-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bingbagbo on  3-08-2012 07:02 PM


 Angry Angry

Mr bald head....why are u alwayz angry wit ur self.., is life treating u dat bad??.........eva since u joined hia u neva even smile 4 1nce.....dis is joke forum not anger forum.........be warned

Posted: at 3-08-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bingbagbo at 5-08-2012 09:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  3-08-2012 07:17 PM
Mr bald head....why are u alwayz angry wit ur self.., is life treating u dat bad??.........eva since u joined hia u neva even smile 4 1nce.....dis is joke forum not anger forum.........be warned



sharrap  dia  u  wretch!!! Angry               


bush pig,  u  are not my  mate!!! Angry Angry

Posted: at 5-08-2012 09:28 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 5-08-2012 04:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bingbagbo on  5-08-2012 09:28 AM



sharrap  dia  u  wretch!!! Angry               


bush pig,  u  are not my  mate!!! Angry Angry

ofcuz am not ur mate.......I'm surprised u are just noticing it............. u shuld have known dat since........anywayz who is ur mate hia n hw do u recognize dem??

Posted: at 5-08-2012 04:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 5-08-2012 05:51 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

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- zeigbo at 5-08-2012 10:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 31-07-2012 10:55 PM
if u like u vex,.ur head be like person wey dem use groundnut oil barb hair
hehehehehehehehe

Posted: at 5-08-2012 10:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 8-08-2012 02:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 8-08-2012 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 8-08-2012 09:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?

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