UNCONSCIOUS LESSON

A Medical Professor was teaching students in a class in one boys high skuul....He said

If a girl falls unconscious...., give her her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both hands

Any question??

Zeigbo: Sir, hw can I make her unconscious

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Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

Una 2 na same tin

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Posted: at 3-08-2012 09:29 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

In a nursery class, a little girl
asks teacher," can Mom get pregnant?
Teacher : how old is your mother?
Little girl: she is forty.
Teacher: yes she can get pregnant.
Little girl: can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: how old is your big sister?
Little girl: she is nineteen.
Teacher: of course your sister can certainly get pregnant.
Little girl:so what about me, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: how old are you?
Little girl: I'm five years old!
Teacher: You can't get pregnant!
Then the little boy akpors behind the little girl gave her a poke and says ," I told you we had nothing to worry about!
Teacher fainted...

Posted: at 3-08-2012 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

a gud 1 bruv...bt no dae post joke 4 insyd person joke

Posted: at 3-08-2012 11:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 3-08-2012 01:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

u dey craze?? no be my gal friend u go press naa............anywayz.., Chummyli want 2 faint so get ready 2 press her chest

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Posted: at 3-08-2012 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Tell ram

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Posted: at 3-08-2012 06:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

If I faint n u touch ma chest na ur 3rd leg I go kick

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Posted: at 3-08-2012 08:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 4-08-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 4-08-2012 10:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero