nO Be SoO ?

Date: 10-08-2012 5:14 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fesanbi
- at 10-08-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago)
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BEFORE MARRIAGE.....


HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No! Don't even think about it!

SHE: Do you love me?

HE: Of course! Over and over.

SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?

HE: No! Why are you even asking?

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE:Every chance I get.

SHE: Will you hit me?

HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes

SHE: Darling!

...............AFTER MARRIAGE


SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP


Posted: at 10-08-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- francischi at 10-08-2012 07:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 10-08-2012 07:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 10-08-2012 07:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin no comment 

Posted: at 10-08-2012 07:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-08-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Old yoke

Posted: at 10-08-2012 10:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-08-2012 11:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 10-08-2012 07:11 PM
Grin no comment 
brown teeth

Posted: at 11-08-2012 11:33 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- tkazzz at 11-08-2012 11:40 AM (12 years ago)
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A man was driving his taxi from Port harcourt to lagos. He had a sticker in the car that said ''He will give his angels charge over me'' By the time time he got to warri, he was doing 135km/h. The passengers cautioned him, but he simply responded by saying...''don't you see the sign?, the angels are on guard''. He approached Benin on a speed of 185km/h. By this time the passengers got very nervous and decided to get down. Everybody except the driver disembarked and he decided to continue the journey to lagos alone. ''Mumu faithless people...they don't believe that angels are on guard, despite my sticker''...he said, as he drove on. Nearing Ore, he was comfortably cruising at 215km/h...when he heard people in his car shoulting....''abeg oga drop us o..we no dey go again''...puzzled, he looked around...''sebi I dropped all my passengers in Benin..so na who dey talk?'' ''Oga, drop us o..na we be the angels wey dey on guard...this one don become suicide mission , we no dey guard again ooo!!!''.        Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-08-2012 11:40 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- cadanre at 11-08-2012 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: tkazzz on 11-08-2012 11:40 AM
A man was driving his taxi from Port harcourt to lagos. He had a sticker in the car that said ''He will give his angels charge over me'' By the time time he got to warri, he was doing 135km/h. The passengers cautioned him, but he simply responded by saying...''don't you see the sign?, the angels are on guard''. He approached Benin on a speed of 185km/h. By this time the passengers got very nervous and decided to get down. Everybody except the driver disembarked and he decided to continue the journey to lagos alone. ''Mumu faithless people...they don't believe that angels are on guard, despite my sticker''...he said, as he drove on. Nearing Ore, he was comfortably cruising at 215km/h...when he heard people in his car shoulting....''abeg oga drop us o..we no dey go again''...puzzled, he looked around...''sebi I dropped all my passengers in Benin..so na who dey talk?'' ''Oga, drop us o..na we be the angels wey dey on guard...this one don become suicide mission , we no dey guard again ooo!!!''.        Grin Grin

Your POST comment is funny.

Posted: at 11-08-2012 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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