naijjaaaaa !

Date: 13-08-2012 3:57 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fesanbi
- at 13-08-2012 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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 What if Sept 11 was in Naija..... A political aspirant was asked the question during one of those debates, QUIZ: After the tragedy in New York and Washington September 11, the question arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED? ANSWER:Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks, given the following reasons:
 1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
 2. We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8.45am there won't be sufficient people to kill.
 3. Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them.
 4. The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorists' plans by being delayed again, and of course losing the luggage - containing the bombs.
 5. A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the terrorist with it over the head.
 6. If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back home long time ago.
 7. In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had to pay for it.
 8. In Nigeria juju would make all the passengers disappear before the thing hit Mushin or Ajegunle.
 9. Osama would be so confused with who is really in power You see...in Nigeria we are well prepared. FRIENDS , STAY BLESSED ....!!    Wink Lips Sealed

Posted: at 13-08-2012 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- chummyli at 13-08-2012 05:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Wat of d attacks in d north? Are dy prepared also?
Posted: at 13-08-2012 05:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- tkazzz at 13-08-2012 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 13-08-2012 05:00 PM
Wat of d attacks in d north? Are dy prepared also?
  Huh? Huh? Lips Sealed
Posted: at 13-08-2012 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 14-08-2012 08:56 AM (12 years ago)
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There should be a law against pb4Ism walahi...  Sad Angry Angry
Posted: at 14-08-2012 08:56 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 15-08-2012 12:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-08-2012 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 15-08-2012 12:36 PM (12 years ago)
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olodo!!!
Posted: at 15-08-2012 12:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-08-2012 02:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Angry
Posted: at 15-08-2012 02:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 15-08-2012 04:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Y naaaa
Posted: at 15-08-2012 04:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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