One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot & co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane & begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle... Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right & left as he stumbles down the aisle. The co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, & the airplane begins moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves & look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, & people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, & as the plane gets closer & closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more & more hysterical. When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off & is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, & we aren’t going to know when to take off!”
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 31-08-2012 10:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
at 31-08-2012 10:31 AM (12 years ago)
queen yeye na novel you con post call am joke , this na simply out dated rubbish
dembasjallow at 31-08-2012 10:20 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: chummyli on 31-08-2012 10:23 AM
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot & co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane & begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle... Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right & left as he stumbles down the aisle. The co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, & the airplane begins moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves & look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, & people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, & as the plane gets closer & closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more & more hysterical. When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off & is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, & we aren’t going to know when to take off!”
This is the most boring joke i have ever read in my life. believe me.
Posted: at 31-08-2012 10:20 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie