Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 15-04-2009 05:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
tobioye88 at 16-04-2009 11:59 PM (16 years ago) (m)
good one there
Posted: at 16-04-2009 11:59 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
14_Inches_Long at 17-04-2009 10:17 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Iphie, my guy, More F**K to ur d**K. You are my pal. How you dey now, but I want to ask you before I confirm ur appointment, are you straight or gay !!!!!
I fear for my life. This question is very important. By the way, you look like gay, so confirm ur segxwal status.
To all of u on this forum, my I live and never stumble...
14_inches.
Posted: at 17-04-2009 10:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
14_Inches_Long
cool
2.0.
Posted: at 17-04-2009 02:26 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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