A man gets home early from work and hears strange noise coming from his bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife completely naked on the bed,sweating & panting. "whats up?" he asked. "i'm having aheart attack", cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone 4 ambulance,,,,, but just as he's dialing, his 4yrs old son comes up & says, "DADDY!,DADDY!, Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet & he's got no clothes on!". The man slams the phone down & storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife,& rips open the wardrobe door. And Sure enough,there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You Bastard",the man says,"My wife is having a heart attack & u are running around naked scaring the kids.!"
Posted: at 29-09-2012 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Rihannaaa at 29-09-2012 11:29 AM (12 years ago) (f)
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 29-09-2012 11:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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