Funeral Driver

Date: 22-04-2009 10:29 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 22-04-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago)
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "It's okay, thats not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

14_Inches_Long

Posted: at 22-04-2009 10:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- iphie at 22-04-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
dats hilarious, am so srry 4 d rest of d passengers he will b picking 4 d next 3 months
Posted: at 22-04-2009 10:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 23-04-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago)
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na who fault now
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 23-04-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago)
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zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:50 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 23-04-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Vommmmmmmmmmm
yommmmmmmmmmm
tommmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 23-04-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 23-04-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago)
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importer,exporter
Posted: at 23-04-2009 07:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 23-04-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago)
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cocoawater
Posted: at 23-04-2009 07:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 24-04-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Pure water...
Posted: at 24-04-2009 07:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 24-04-2009 07:56 AM (15 years ago)
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bottle water
Posted: at 24-04-2009 07:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 24-04-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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booooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 24-04-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 24-04-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 24-04-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 24-04-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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idiot which one u post b4

tell us
Posted: at 24-04-2009 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 25-04-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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who are u guys speaking in tongues.........
Posted: at 25-04-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 25-04-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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lol...was funny.....
Posted: at 25-04-2009 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chinwenduu at 25-04-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago)
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HHHHHHAA THATS COOL IT TOOK ME A WHILE 2 GET IT THO!
Posted: at 25-04-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 27-04-2009 09:39 AM (15 years ago)
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damn!!! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2009 09:39 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 02:09 PM (15 years ago)
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na spirit hin think say tap am 4 shoulder now.e reach fear
Posted: at 27-04-2009 02:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 27-04-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Chei, Na Niko you dey lick abi na feeding bottle dey fro ya mouth??? This forum na for adult oo, wake kiakia now or else, I go beg dguy make him create BABIES FORUM FTRO naijapals.

The Oracle has spoke. As for size 0 or wetin hin dey call himself, na everything them don psot before, you sure no be bad belly dey worry you, make you paost ya own, you dis bloddy newbie!!!

As you and Quinzeeee, that wan wey you dey play na lofninjaitis them dey call am. Go adult forum, small pikin plenty here like me, pls make you know dis-virgin us oooo.




14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 27-04-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-04-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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over-spoilt brat dey form virginia
Posted: at 27-04-2009 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 21-12-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 21-12-2012 02:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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