tripple2love at 11-12-2012 08:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Hello all, new words have been added to the English dictionary by scholars at Oxford. The words were coined from the name of Farouk Lawan of National Assembly who collected bribe, denied it and later owned up cos of overwhelming evidence against him. Here they go:
Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video m doctoring. Past tense: Farouked Example: To farouk is human
Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers
Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business
Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption
Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.
Faroukism (Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups. Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism
Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial. Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis
Faroukish (Adjective): having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish
Faroukistically (Adverb): Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically
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Posted: at 11-12-2012 08:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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