For the scholar; A new word in the dictionary.

Date: 11-12-2012 8:12 am (11 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 11-12-2012 08:12 AM (11 years ago)
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Hello all, new words have been added to
the English dictionary by scholars at
Oxford. The words were coined from the
name of Farouk Lawan of National
Assembly who collected bribe, denied it
and later owned up cos of overwhelming
evidence against him. Here they go:

Farouk (Verb): To collect bribe and deny
it, attributing evidence to video m
doctoring. Past tense: Farouked
Example: To farouk is human

Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is
populated with faroukers

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is
farouked
Example: The desperate contractor
became a faroukee in order to win the
business

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe
collection and denial of obvious evidence
Example: The politician has a degree in
Faroukology from the University of
Corruption

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of
bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe
takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing
faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism (Noun): The political
ideology of bribery, corruption and cover
ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many
advocates of faroukism

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of
bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young
politician of acute faroukiosis

Faroukish (Adjective): having the
appearance of, or relating to bribery and
denial
Example: Results of the investigation
appear really faroukish

Faroukistically (Adverb): Carried out or
done in a way that suggests a farouk
Example: The lawmakers carried on
faroukistically

Posted: at 11-12-2012 08:12 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 11-12-2012 08:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Faruokeb4 which means copy n paste Embarrassed
Posted: at 11-12-2012 08:42 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 11-12-2012 09:08 AM (11 years ago)
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tell ram, goat
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2012 09:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Undecided Undecided Undecided
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 09:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 11-12-2012 09:08 AM
tell ram, goat

Jagbajantis or wetin be ur name, ur own jealousy too much o.
Posted: at 11-12-2012 09:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2012 10:03 AM (11 years ago)
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No mind ram
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 10:09 AM (11 years ago)
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ewu
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 10:09 AM (11 years ago)
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ewu
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2012 10:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh
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- chummyli at 11-12-2012 11:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Old joke
Posted: at 11-12-2012 11:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-12-2012 11:53 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh HUh HUH
Posted: at 11-12-2012 11:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 12:47 PM (11 years ago)
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i try give una pb4 now
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 12:48 PM (11 years ago)
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i try give una pb4 now
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- ela214 at 11-12-2012 05:06 PM (11 years ago)
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once upon a time
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- globala at 11-12-2012 05:07 PM (11 years ago)
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kama
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 05:32 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
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- ExpertTbright at 11-12-2012 07:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 11-12-2012 06:00 PM
farouking and passing
lets go joor  Angry
Posted: at 11-12-2012 07:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 10:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 11-12-2012 07:38 PM
lets go joor  Angry

where to?
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- tripple2love at 11-12-2012 10:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 11-12-2012 07:38 PM
lets go joor  Angry

where to?
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2012 10:46 PM (11 years ago)
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To ur yeye Farouk nah Roll Eyes
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