Dis Xmas Na Trade by Batter Says(NANB)..A must read

Date: 11-12-2012 9:45 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Ugwaka Emeka
- at 11-12-2012 09:45 PM (11 years ago)
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How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie & expect Brazilian hair? Singlet & expect iPad 2?  Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?  Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at Chicken Republic? .Well, The National Association of Nigerian Boyfriends (NANB) says it should be trade by barter this Xmas Oooh. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris"She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. -If she shows up at your door empty- handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing) - If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise. -She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from Olumo (all na nature), don't  U  tink so?.......pls ladies shud not take dis personal ok.                ‎​​ 

Signed:
Comr. Engremmex
†HªŋK
Secretary (NANB).

Posted: at 11-12-2012 09:45 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 11-12-2012 11:17 PM (11 years ago)
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If dem ask u for joke give dem pb4 Undecided
Posted: at 11-12-2012 11:17 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tripple2love at 12-12-2012 12:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Them never born me when i don know this yoke
Posted: at 12-12-2012 12:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 12-12-2012 05:47 AM (11 years ago)
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pb4  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-12-2012 05:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 12-12-2012 02:12 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 12-12-2012 02:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-12-2012 02:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Kiss
Posted: at 12-12-2012 02:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 12-12-2012 07:47 PM (11 years ago)
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For where  Roll Eyes you don hear wey dey tell yuu say yeye leave yeye?  Huh?  Embarrassed
Posted: at 12-12-2012 07:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 13-12-2012 10:39 AM (11 years ago)
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na una sabi. i still dey with my sweet potato  Tongue
Posted: at 13-12-2012 10:39 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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