Dn't miss dis new 4ni joke!

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan met with Queen of £ngland, He ask her,"Your Majesty,how do u run such an efficient government, are there any tip u cn giv 2 me?... i want 2 help nigeria".
"Well" said d Queen,"the most important thing is 2 surround urself with intelligent people.
Jonathan frowned,and then asked,"But how do i knw d people around me are really intelligent?"
 The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea,"Oh that is easy,"the Queen push a button on her intercom... Plz...send Erejuwa Omonuwa in here".
Omonuwa walked in2 d room and said "Yes your majesty?" The Queen smile and said "Answer me this pls. Erejuwa,ur mother and ur father have a child, it's nt ur brother and it's nt ur sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing 4 a moment, Erejuwa answered,"that would be me!".
Yes very gud, said d Queen .
Jonathan went back 2 ask SAMBO his Vice president the question.
 He said " Answer this question 4 me, ur mother and ur father have a child, it's nt ur brother and it's nt ur sister. Who is it?".
"Hmmm,i'm nt sure,"said sambo. Let me get back 2 you on that one....
He went 2 his advisor and asked 4rm everyone bt none could give him  an answer.
Finally one night he saw one of his brilliant class mate b4 whose name is kelvin, he decided 2 ran 2 him," Can u answer this question 4 me? Your mother and ur father have a child and it's not ur brother and nt ur sister. who is it?".
Kelvin answer sharply,that's easy, it's me.
Sambo smile and said "thanks".
Then he went back 2 speak 2 Jonathan. Sir, i did sum research and i av d answer 2 dat riddle. It's Kelvin.
Jonathan got up angrily, frowning, he said 2 Sambo "No wonder nigeria isn't moving forward, i don't have intelligent people around me. You Dummy the answer is Erejuwa Omonuwa.

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Dis is d complete one.

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 08:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nonsense...........................

Posted: at 24-12-2012 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I C

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

My beautiful eyes 

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 10:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Zeigbo 

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 10:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no dey togo 

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 11:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 24-12-2012 11:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nawao, HOW OLD IS THIS BOY REALY?       

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Posted: at 25-12-2012 08:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac