Lose 5kg in a
week".
He called & said I would like to
join!
Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow at
6am.
Next morning, he gets to the
office and he was
taken to a room. He opens the
door & finds a hot babe with
shoes,
underpants &
shirt saying,
"If u catch me u can sleep with
me!" & the girl
starts running.
the Man starts running but
couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week
exercise, he tried to catch her but
couldn't & lost 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg
program.
Next morning at 6am, he opens
the door & saw even hotter babe
in bikini saying if u catch me u
can sleep wit me.
He lost 10kg that week.
So, he thought this program is
awesome!
He requested a 25kg program.
The lady said "are you sure?Its
really tough!!"
"Why not" said d man.
The Next day at 6am he opens
the door expecting to
see a Nood babe
but finds a Nood MAD MAN
saying,
"If I catch u, I will sleep with u!!"
That week, the man lost 40kg.
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