DaCutest at 20-01-2013 04:27 AM (12 years ago) (f)
A couple was asked on their 50th wedding anniversary how they spent 50years together without a single argument. The husband replied: "on our wedding day, the horse on which my wife was riding suddenly stopped. She got down, looked the horse in the eye and said "that's one". The horse stopped again, she got down and said "that's two". The horse stopped again the third time and she got down, pulled out a revolver and shot the horse. Seeing what she did I said "how can u shoot that poor animal? That's not right". Then she looked me in the eye and said "that's one".
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It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 20-01-2013 04:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
chummyli at 20-01-2013 12:47 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Eeyaaa pb4
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 20-01-2013 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 20-01-2013 01:29 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Over pb4
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 20-01-2013 01:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 20-01-2013 01:29 PM (12 years ago) (f)
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 20-01-2013 01:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply DaCutest at 20-01-2013 02:19 PM (12 years ago) (f)
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 20-01-2013 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 20-01-2013 02:38 PM (12 years ago) (f)
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 20-01-2013 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 20-01-2013 02:38 PM (12 years ago) (f)
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 20-01-2013 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 20-01-2013 04:24 PM (12 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-01-2013 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply jabanz at 20-01-2013 04:54 PM (12 years ago) (m)
dear dacutest u knw dis is pure pb4....
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 20-01-2013 04:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 20-01-2013 05:06 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-01-2013 05:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply jabanz at 20-01-2013 08:53 PM (12 years ago) (m)
k
got a hundred milion scenes in my mind all day
Posted: at 20-01-2013 08:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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yeye dacutest una well-done urgly
p4b4
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 20-01-2013 09:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply DaCutest at 22-01-2013 01:02 AM (12 years ago) (f)
dear dacutest u knw dis is pure pb4....
I no need announcement na
I know
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 22-01-2013 01:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply DaCutest at 22-01-2013 01:04 AM (12 years ago) (f)
yeye dacutest una well-done urgly
p4b4 yeyest expert unu well done
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 22-01-2013 01:04 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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I no need announcement na
y u con post am
you yeye o
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 22-01-2013 07:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 22-01-2013 08:12 PM (12 years ago) (m)
I C
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply omomarty at 22-01-2013 08:14 PM (12 years ago) (f)
wat a joke
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply phunny at 22-01-2013 08:15 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Over pb4
On top pb4
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:15 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply zeigbo at 22-01-2013 08:16 PM (12 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 22-01-2013 08:16 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply buoyantic at 22-01-2013 09:20 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Ntn vex me pass when yoruba gal copy my joke
Posted: at 22-01-2013 09:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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