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Date: 27-02-2013 2:08 pm (11 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 27-02-2013 02:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Akpos and Musa were caught in a Northern african country, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheik's palace for questioning and judgment.

Akpos lied that Musa smuggled and forced him to drink the beer! Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the Sheik decided they should be released after some lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

Akpos thought for a second then said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser.

Musa saw this; thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available.", Akpos laughed and thought Musa was a fool...The Sheik replied with a puzzled look on his face," and your second wish?"

Musa replied "Tie Akpors to my back!"


Posted: at 27-02-2013 02:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- monasea at 27-02-2013 02:31 PM (11 years ago)
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u sure say no bi the other way round, how musa go sharp pass akpos?
Posted: at 27-02-2013 02:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ela214 at 27-02-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 27-02-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 27-02-2013 04:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Am actually laffing my ass out here
Posted: at 27-02-2013 04:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yinkaolu_1 at 27-02-2013 04:48 PM (11 years ago)
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**semi-babalawo laffta** buhuhahahahahuhuhuhuhahahaha
Posted: at 27-02-2013 04:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- obamagermo at 27-02-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago)
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laff don kill me
Posted: at 27-02-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 27-02-2013 07:20 PM (11 years ago)
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how come this post here i wan poster am b4, i no know who still am

Posted: at 27-02-2013 07:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 27-02-2013 07:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 27-02-2013 07:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 27-02-2013 10:01 PM (11 years ago)
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So what?
Posted: at 27-02-2013 10:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-02-2013 10:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 27-02-2013 07:47 PM
Pb4
Roll Eyes

Posted: at 28-02-2013 10:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 1-03-2013 02:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 27-02-2013 07:47 PM
Pb4
see this one oooo Angry

Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 1-03-2013 10:13 PM (11 years ago)
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wetın she do?

Posted: at 1-03-2013 10:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-03-2013 09:37 PM (11 years ago)
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She be bad belle

Posted: at 2-03-2013 09:37 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 3-03-2013 06:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Oh really?
Posted: at 3-03-2013 06:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 4-03-2013 12:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Pacing

Posted: at 4-03-2013 12:23 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Sakiwonder at 4-03-2013 01:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Brutality
Posted: at 4-03-2013 01:01 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 4-03-2013 03:36 PM (11 years ago)
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this sheet is seen b4
Posted: at 4-03-2013 03:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 4-03-2013 03:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Not pb4 but rb4 _ _ _read before.

Posted: at 4-03-2013 03:44 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- bado_59 at 5-03-2013 06:46 PM (11 years ago)
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 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 5-03-2013 06:46 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 6-03-2013 10:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Who released dis mad ppl from yaba?

Posted: at 6-03-2013 10:04 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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