Omg! This öne 4nny die

Date: 08-03-2013 9:02 am (12 years ago) | Author: kenneth donatus
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- at 8-03-2013 09:02 AM (12 years ago)
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A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them"After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till dlast drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not toobad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yee ­eeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)"

Posted: at 8-03-2013 09:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 8-03-2013 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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U need 2 be updated cos all ya joke na pb4 Sad
Posted: at 8-03-2013 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 8-03-2013 08:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Yep
Posted: at 8-03-2013 08:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buoyantic at 9-03-2013 08:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok naa xpect da bomb 4rm me
Posted: at 9-03-2013 08:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 9-03-2013 10:01 AM (12 years ago)
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U b bokoharam ni
Posted: at 9-03-2013 10:01 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 9-03-2013 07:03 PM (12 years ago)
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No mind am
Posted: at 9-03-2013 07:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- buoyantic at 9-03-2013 08:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Baby y r u treatin me diz way? Remember d honeymoon,remember d mr bigs i took u 2..
Posted: at 9-03-2013 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 11-03-2013 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Who Huh?
Posted: at 11-03-2013 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 11-03-2013 05:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Wetin 4nny live for here now?
Posted: at 11-03-2013 05:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 11-03-2013 07:30 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg ur corn remaın make you gıve poster chop  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 11-03-2013 07:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 14-03-2013 11:35 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 14-03-2013 11:35 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 14-03-2013 08:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 14-03-2013 08:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 16-03-2013 03:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Folo folo
Posted: at 16-03-2013 03:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 16-03-2013 09:18 PM (12 years ago)
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folo come
 Grin
Posted: at 16-03-2013 09:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-03-2013 03:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 22-03-2013 03:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-03-2013 11:00 PM (12 years ago)
still another  Undecided boo
Posted: at 23-03-2013 11:00 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2013 12:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmm
Posted: at 26-03-2013 12:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- buoyantic at 28-03-2013 08:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Bad belle
Posted: at 28-03-2013 08:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 28-03-2013 09:58 AM (12 years ago)
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I C
Posted: at 28-03-2013 09:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 28-03-2013 10:18 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahahhahahah yeye mother
Posted: at 28-03-2013 10:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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