Omg! This öne 4nny die

Date: 08-03-2013 9:02 am (11 years ago) | Author: kenneth donatus
[1] 2 3
- at 8-03-2013 09:02 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them"After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till dlast drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not toobad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yee ­eeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)"

Posted: at 8-03-2013 09:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 8-03-2013 11:08 AM (11 years ago)
(f)
U need 2 be updated cos all ya joke na pb4 Sad

Posted: at 8-03-2013 11:08 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Omilim at 8-03-2013 08:38 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
Yep
Posted: at 8-03-2013 08:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- buoyantic at 9-03-2013 08:19 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
Ok naa xpect da bomb 4rm me
Posted: at 9-03-2013 08:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- youngrashy at 9-03-2013 10:01 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
U b bokoharam ni
Posted: at 9-03-2013 10:01 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- chummyli at 9-03-2013 07:03 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
No mind am

Posted: at 9-03-2013 07:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- buoyantic at 9-03-2013 08:43 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
Baby y r u treatin me diz way? Remember d honeymoon,remember d mr bigs i took u 2..
Posted: at 9-03-2013 08:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- chummyli at 11-03-2013 01:45 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
Who Huh?

Posted: at 11-03-2013 01:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- brightossy at 11-03-2013 05:54 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
Wetin 4nny live for here now?
Posted: at 11-03-2013 05:54 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 11-03-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
abeg ur corn remaın make you gıve poster chop  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 11-03-2013 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- chummyli at 14-03-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago)
(f)
 Shocked

Posted: at 14-03-2013 11:35 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 14-03-2013 08:31 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
 Shocked

Posted: at 14-03-2013 08:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- chummyli at 16-03-2013 03:41 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
Folo folo

Posted: at 16-03-2013 03:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- ExpertTbright at 16-03-2013 09:18 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
folo come
 Grin

Posted: at 16-03-2013 09:18 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- chummyli at 22-03-2013 03:50 PM (11 years ago)
(f)
 Huh?

Posted: at 22-03-2013 03:50 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- at 23-03-2013 11:00 PM (11 years ago)
still another  Undecided boo
Posted: at 23-03-2013 11:00 PM (11 years ago) |
Reply
- zeigbo at 26-03-2013 12:57 PM (11 years ago)
(m)
Hmmmmm

Posted: at 26-03-2013 12:57 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- buoyantic at 28-03-2013 08:21 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
Bad belle
Posted: at 28-03-2013 08:21 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- zeigbo at 28-03-2013 09:58 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
I C

Posted: at 28-03-2013 09:58 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- MrDon at 28-03-2013 10:18 AM (11 years ago)
(m)
hahahahhahahah yeye mother
Posted: at 28-03-2013 10:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
[1] 2 3

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP
  1. Embarrassing Turn for Afrobeats Star, Davido in Latest Romantic Scandal With American Model

  2. 'Bobrisky Is Treated As Normal Inmate, No Realignment Of Gender Or Genital Organ Discovered'

  3. “I Dislike Men Who Wear Skirts” –Singer, Davido Shares Disapproval

  4. I Wrote Davido’s Song, ‘No Competition’ Featuring Asake Says Singer, 1Da Banton

  5. Tekno Disputes Claims He Was Paid N1 Billion In Royalties For Kizz Daniel’s “Buga”

  6. “It’s Delusional For Women To Want Wealthy 30yr Old Man” – Solomon Buchi

  7. How EFCC Discovers Fraudulent COVID Funds, World Bank Loan In Poverty Ministry


THIS WEEK
  1. Controversy Surrounds Former BBNaija HM, Ka3na Jones After Ritual Video With Gospel Music

  2. Shock As Video of Woman $exually Abusing A Child Goes Viral; Lagos Authorities Seek Perpetrator

  3. Tears Flow As Beautiful Lady Dies After Alleged Poisoning At Shop Opening Party (Video)

  4. Nigerian Gov.t Nears Extradition Of Binance Executive Involved In $35.4M Money Laundering

  5. Brutal Child Abuse Incident Captured On Video Prompts Nationwide Outcry (Watch With Caution)

  6. Body of Makeup Artiste, Abigail Frederick, Who D!ed in Boat Mishap With Jnr Pope Exhumed

  7. Edo Police Commissioner Orders Trial Of Officer Threatening Civilians With AK-47 In Viral Video

  8. Repentant Boko Haram Member Enlisted Into Nigerian Army Slits Woman’s Throat In Enugu Barracks

  9. BREAKING! Nigerian Activist, Fawaz Alabi Drowns At Ibeshe Beach In Lagos

  10. U.S-Based Model's Accidental Post Of Her With Davido In A 'Cozy" Mood Sparks Rumors(Photos)


TOP MEMBERS: