(I have no title for this) give it your own

Udechukwu Augustine: I was driving down the street when a
police man stopped my car and
immediately opened the door enter and jammed it. As usual he wanted to collect "EGUNJE"money from me...Then suddenly he saw the big grown dog in the back seat with tongue sticking out
angrily staring fiercely at him.

POLICE: [shakin] Ah! You carry dog?
ME: [I bone my face] Yes!
POLICE: [feeling uncomfortable] Na where una come dey come from?
ME: From hospital!

POLICE: [feeling uneasy] Ehen! You sick?
ME: No, na the dog o.

POLICE: [Looks back] Why the dog come dey shake im head like dat?
ME: Oh! Like that? If the dog wan bite person na so e dey shake head o.

POLICE: and the dog know you o? ME: Yes na, no be me get am?

POLICE: [sweating] This your door how you dey open am?
ME: Open it na, abi u no know as you take enter.

POLICE: Abeg! Na since I notice the dog I don dey try open am...
=D =)) =)) =D. Na God catch am.

Posted: at 18-03-2013 07:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ok and what apund next..?

Posted: at 18-03-2013 10:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

And u xpect me 2 laf at dat dry joke? Huh...i dnt blame u ..just log on 2 ww.nscdc/myogaatthetop *coughs* datzz all

Posted: at 18-03-2013 04:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dat man don suffer

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Posted: at 18-03-2013 09:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Am back now,miss you ey plus the others I haven't found them only Kenolis,where is skypoon and deffney?

Posted: at 20-03-2013 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmm

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Posted: at 21-03-2013 03:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 3-04-2013 08:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

unfinished gist

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Posted: at 5-04-2013 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 5-04-2013 05:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Abi

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Posted: at 6-04-2013 01:13 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero