A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing? She says, "Reading my book." The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!" Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape." The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even touch you." To which the lady replied, "Yeah, but you have all the equipment!"
14_Inches
Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 11-05-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago) (m)
na wetin ............... i dont have any choice than to surrender.......... cos am always equipment....... what do u think ............ men are alwAys prepared
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 11-05-2009 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
14_Inches_Long at 12-05-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Ewemade or what is your name,
Sango go sama your mouth... Who dey craze, I look like someone from ARO You no go talk anoda one again lailai if I grip you...
You no get elder for house??? Even if any old man dey practice craze, he get the way small piking go tell am no be say you go open that ya mouth like latine cover dey yab me like that... you smoke gas
Take ya time if you wan last on this forum....
14_inches
Posted: at 12-05-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac