Men's Selective Hearing

Date: 19-04-2013 8:05 am (12 years ago) | Author: Rahina Haruna
- at 19-04-2013 08:05 AM (12 years ago)
(f)
 ;DWomen talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.

EXAMPLE:
When a woman says:
"This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff is all on the floor,
You will be without clothes
If u don't wash them
NOW."

Men only hear:
"bla, bla, bla, HONEY
YOU AND I, bla, bla, bla
bla, bla, bla,  ON THE FLOOR
bla, bla, bla,  WITHOUT CLOTHES
bla, bla, bla,  NOW!

*Now read without the "bla"*

Posted: at 19-04-2013 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 19-04-2013 08:45 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
Me and maamaa without cloth on the floor Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-04-2013 08:45 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 19-04-2013 08:55 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
hmm...........I no fit shout oo
on the floor straight without cloths  Wink
Posted: at 19-04-2013 08:55 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 19-04-2013 09:15 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
Without cloth?including pant?
Posted: at 19-04-2013 09:15 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-04-2013 09:20 AM (12 years ago)
(m)
Ask am again
Posted: at 19-04-2013 09:20 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 04:29 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-04-2013 04:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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