Akpos enters a church and finds the
priest."How may I help you son?" asks the
priest.
"Am looking for my wife, she said she would
be here but as I can see she's not around.
Now that am here, I would like to confess".
They go to the confession area,"forgive me
father for I have sinned."
"What are your sins my son?" The man replies,
"The other day, I went looking for my wife at
her home but she was not there. I found her
sister alone, I slept with the sister."
Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to
confess".
"Then another day I went looking for her at
her aunt's place but she was not there, I
found her cousin alone, I slept with the
cousin".
"You know that is wrong my son".
"Then the other day I went looking for her at
her working place. She was not there, I found
her colleague alone,.."
The priest interrupts, "Let me guess, you slept
with her colleague?"
"Yes father". There was silence after that.
Father?" Father?" Still silent.
Akpos peeps through and finds out that the
priest is no longer there . He looks for him
and finds him hiding."Why aree you hiding
father?"
The priest replies, "I've just realized I'm the
only one here and you came looking for your
wife"
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