A Chat With An Alcoholic

Date: 21-05-2013 10:17 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Direct

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PidginMOUTH at 21-05-2013 10:17 PM (10 years ago)

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Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where’s your F°° king DAMN Ferrari then?

Posted: at 21-05-2013 10:17 PM (10 years ago) \| Hero

ILOVEIT at 21-05-2013 11:30 PM (10 years ago)

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f*cking hilarious..

The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits..

Posted: at 21-05-2013 11:30 PM (10 years ago) \| Hero

ebiteck at 21-05-2013 11:33 PM (10 years ago)

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Funny post Grin

Posted: at 21-05-2013 11:33 PM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Jaylen at 21-05-2013 11:50 PM (10 years ago)

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Funny

Posted: at 21-05-2013 11:50 PM (10 years ago) \| Upcoming

beneno at 22-05-2013 12:22 AM (10 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:22 AM (10 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

arsenal123 at 22-05-2013 12:37 AM (10 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:37 AM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

morgrawl231 at 22-05-2013 12:45 AM (10 years ago)

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FUNNY!!!

Posted: at 22-05-2013 12:45 AM (10 years ago) \| Hero

paul1984 at 22-05-2013 01:10 AM (10 years ago)

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Old sh*t

Posted: at 22-05-2013 01:10 AM (10 years ago) \| Upcoming

pchinedu20 at 22-05-2013 02:04 AM (10 years ago)

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haha

Posted: at 22-05-2013 02:04 AM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Seyema at 22-05-2013 04:59 AM (10 years ago)

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Lol

Posted: at 22-05-2013 04:59 AM (10 years ago) \| Upcoming

sonjohn994 at 22-05-2013 05:46 AM (10 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-05-2013 05:46 AM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

proly at 22-05-2013 06:04 AM (10 years ago)

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Kkkkk

Posted: at 22-05-2013 06:04 AM (10 years ago) \| Hero

malvin2525 at 22-05-2013 06:14 AM (10 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-05-2013 06:14 AM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

paulohking at 22-05-2013 07:00 AM (10 years ago)

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Gud reply:D Cheesy

Posted: at 22-05-2013 07:00 AM (10 years ago) \| Hero

etibaba at 22-05-2013 07:10 AM (10 years ago)

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Yeah

I don't care if you don't like me...,I wasn't put on this Earth to please you!

Posted: at 22-05-2013 07:10 AM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

denmal at 22-05-2013 08:06 AM (10 years ago)

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na so

Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:06 AM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

dewalkbjo at 22-05-2013 08:10 AM (10 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:10 AM (10 years ago) \| Newbie

mary11 at 22-05-2013 08:20 AM (10 years ago)

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Passing

Ff on twitter @samuelokorie7 or ping 760BE790

Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:20 AM (10 years ago) \| Hero

ezchusa at 22-05-2013 08:22 AM (10 years ago)

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lolz

I'm the latest currency, banks are scared of losing me....Ezchusa i'm Kingest Cool

Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:22 AM (10 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

chicco77 at 22-05-2013 08:31 AM (10 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-05-2013 08:31 AM (10 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

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