I have watched men rant a lot about women in here, since they think they are better lets start by learning how to shower like you guys.
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the woo woo sound.
3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your willy in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4.Get in the shower.
5.Don't bother to look for a washcloth. You don't use one.
6.Wash your face.
7.Wash your armpits.
8.Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9.Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10.Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
11.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12.Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
13.Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14.Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
14.Pee (in the shower).
15.Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16.Partially dry off.
17.Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire willy size again.
18.Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19.Leave bathroom fan and light on.
20.Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake willy at her, and make the woo woo sound again.
21.Throw wet towel onto the bed.
Posted: at 26-05-2009 09:00 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
nollylove at 27-05-2009 03:02 AM (14 years ago) (f)
wow
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:02 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
mediaexcell at 29-12-2011 09:27 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: juddyneta on 26-05-2009 09:00 PM
I have watched men rant a lot about women in here, since they think they are better lets start by learning how to shower like you guys.
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the woo woo sound.
3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your willy in the mirror and scratch your ass.
4.Get in the shower.
5.Don't bother to look for a washcloth. You don't use one.
6.Wash your face.
7.Wash your armpits.
8.Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
9.Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
10.Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
11.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
12.Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
13.Make a shampoo Mohawk.
14.Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
14.Pee (in the shower).
15.Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
16.Partially dry off.
17.Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire willy size again.
18.Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19.Leave bathroom fan and light on.
20.Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake willy at her, and make the woo woo sound again.
21.Throw wet towel onto the bed.
noope! the title should rather be: how to shower like a lazy man. cos only lazy men messes up the shower and leaps into the room..
Posted: at 29-12-2011 09:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
SoSoulty at 30-12-2011 01:40 PM (12 years ago) (m)
@ Poster, i av bn on this site 4 a while, but i just prefer reading topics & viewing some posts Really u lost me thr, sounds like sometn som1 close 2 u does, its a relative statement 4m ur personal experience Cos many Men & boys are actually not built like that.
Posted: at 30-12-2011 01:40 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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