How to shower like a man.

Date: 26-05-2009 9:00 pm (13 years ago) | Author: judith joan
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- at 26-05-2009 09:00 PM (13 years ago)
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   I have watched men rant a lot about women in here, since they think they are better lets start by learning how to shower like you guys.


1.   Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2.   Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the woo woo sound.

3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your willy in the mirror and scratch your ass.

4.Get in the shower.

5.Don't bother to look for a washcloth. You don't use one.

6.Wash your face.

7.Wash your armpits.

8.Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.

9.Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

10.Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.

11.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.

12.Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.

13.Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14.Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.

14.Pee (in the shower).

15.Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.

16.Partially dry off.

17.Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire willy size again.

18.Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

19.Leave bathroom fan and light on.

20.Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake willy at her, and make the woo woo sound again.

21.Throw wet towel onto the bed.

Posted: at 26-05-2009 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- nollylove at 27-05-2009 03:02 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
wow
Posted: at 27-05-2009 03:02 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- black_samurai at 27-05-2009 08:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Noooo.. I don't do all these things but shaking the willy!! lol

Posted: at 27-05-2009 08:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- happy75 at 27-05-2009 11:18 AM (13 years ago)
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the man is in troubleooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: at 27-05-2009 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Savelife4real at 3-06-2009 10:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Ladies round table. Just teking a walk and shaking willy 4 anybody.

Posted: at 3-06-2009 10:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rectify at 4-06-2009 06:00 AM (13 years ago)
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gal u crazy!
Posted: at 4-06-2009 06:00 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- walerian at 4-06-2009 02:36 PM (13 years ago)
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how did she get to know all of these?
Posted: at 4-06-2009 02:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- biamblinks at 4-06-2009 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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YOU U GOT THAT DIS ONCE 
Posted: at 4-06-2009 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 4-06-2009 05:52 PM (13 years ago)
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WOW, dis gal is da bomb.
Posted: at 4-06-2009 05:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rbest at 6-06-2009 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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really
Posted: at 6-06-2009 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Loveday759 at 29-12-2011 03:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Teacher u try, Continue
Posted: at 29-12-2011 03:35 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mallorca at 29-12-2011 03:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: walerian on  4-06-2009 02:36 PM
how did she get to know all of these?
u wan try naija babes

Posted: at 29-12-2011 03:44 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Lekan22 at 29-12-2011 08:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Wonderful!
Posted: at 29-12-2011 08:40 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zoe61 at 29-12-2011 08:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Kudos, not bad at all you go girlll.
Posted: at 29-12-2011 08:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mediaexcell at 29-12-2011 09:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: juddyneta on 26-05-2009 09:00 PM
   I have watched men rant a lot about women in here, since they think they are better lets start by learning how to shower like you guys.


1.   Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2.   Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the woo woo sound.

3.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your willy in the mirror and scratch your ass.

4.Get in the shower.

5.Don't bother to look for a washcloth. You don't use one.

6.Wash your face.

7.Wash your armpits.

8.Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.

9.Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

10.Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.

11.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.

12.Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.

13.Make a shampoo Mohawk.

14.Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.

14.Pee (in the shower).

15.Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.

16.Partially dry off.

17.Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire willy size again.

18.Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

19.Leave bathroom fan and light on.

20.Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake willy at her, and make the woo woo sound again.

21.Throw wet towel onto the bed.

noope! the title should rather be: how to shower like a lazy man. cos only lazy men messes up the shower and leaps into the room..
Posted: at 29-12-2011 09:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- CammyWhite at 30-12-2011 12:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Well, I can say for sure that my boyfriend doesn't take showers like that - we usually shower together.  Cool
Posted: at 30-12-2011 12:50 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mimibaby_5 at 30-12-2011 08:59 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 30-12-2011 08:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- black_samurai at 30-12-2011 09:59 AM (11 years ago)
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hahahaa   recycled!

Posted: at 30-12-2011 09:59 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- malvin2525 at 30-12-2011 11:25 AM (11 years ago)
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sorry what is willy willy?
Posted: at 30-12-2011 11:25 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SoSoulty at 30-12-2011 01:40 PM (11 years ago)
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@ Poster, i av bn on this site 4 a while, but i just prefer reading topics & viewing some posts
Really u lost me thr, sounds like sometn som1 close 2 u does, its a relative statement 4m ur personal experience Cos many Men & boys are actually not built like that.
Posted: at 30-12-2011 01:40 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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