Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you?
Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already.
I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.
Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad?
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are
beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh boobs n’ booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet because
you are in Avondale and I am also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,
going to school is very important. Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting letme continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are
you? Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you???
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you???
Wahalaaaaaaaaaaa!!
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