franel at 12-06-2013 08:40 PM (9 years ago) (m)
See trouble wey English language dey cause: A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things.
One day, oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He molded a big heart(@) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day. Madam came back and met the house help sleeping and snoring: Madam: Will you get up now! Stupid girl. What have you been doing since morning? House help: Madam welcome. No vex abeg, me and oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish e say make I lie down small... If na you be the madam wetin you go do?
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Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 12-06-2013 08:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
omomarty at 12-06-2013 11:31 PM (9 years ago) (f)
i go ask d househelp d question again then ask my husband b4 i go take any action......................
Posted: at 12-06-2013 11:31 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Pb4
why not join this page on facebook house of laughter with great comedian for jokes
Posted: at 14-06-2013 01:14 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
Reply franel at 14-06-2013 10:37 AM (9 years ago) (m)
Newbeans abi Newbie how can you differentiate between your new and pb4 jokes when you haven't eaten your new beans?
Go inside and eat you new beans & stop complaining.
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 14-06-2013 10:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 16-06-2013 03:05 PM (9 years ago) (f)
I go first land am one clean unadulterated slap first before anything else
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 16-06-2013 03:05 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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I go first land am one clean unadulterated slap first before anything else
u nid to be placed under anger management
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 16-06-2013 04:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 02:45 PM (9 years ago) (f)
u nid to be placed under anger management
How are u sure am not there already?
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 17-06-2013 02:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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u sabi ur self pass me naa...so na u go tell me weda u dey dia or not
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:31 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:36 PM (9 years ago) (f)
Ok. How much u go pay me for the info?
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:36 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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biz woman.... u go ask me first if I wan hear am or not
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:43 PM (9 years ago) (f)
Me knw say u wan hear ram. Aproko like u
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply krock1 at 18-06-2013 04:14 PM (9 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! my lips are silled,me and oga dey make love abi?!
Posted: at 18-06-2013 04:14 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Rihannaaa at 19-06-2013 06:28 AM (9 years ago) (f)
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 19-06-2013 06:28 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply franel at 21-06-2013 11:00 PM (9 years ago) (m)
i go ask d househelp d question again then ask my husband b4 i go take any action......................
just like that?
and for her repeating same thing wetin you will do?
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 21-06-2013 11:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply franel at 21-06-2013 11:04 PM (9 years ago) (m)
I go first land am one clean unadulterated slap first before anything else
finito! please continue with your next step as she is more likely to repeat the same thing
Common sense is indeed not common. Posted: at 21-06-2013 11:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply chummyli at 23-06-2013 11:49 AM (9 years ago) (f)
Hmmm
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 23-06-2013 11:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
Reply uploader at 23-06-2013 01:55 PM (9 years ago) (m)
I will act calmly,
Posted: at 23-06-2013 01:55 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Toks-E at 26-06-2013 08:27 PM (9 years ago) (m)
Pb4
Ghen ghen things
2.0.
Posted: at 26-06-2013 08:27 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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its una boy aka NEWRUMOUR Back wit a new born again name aka SILVER ND GOLD / ok lets get back to bu
Posted: at 27-06-2013 12:31 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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