Seriously Na Wa O! See Trouble Wey English Language Dey Cause

Date: 12-06-2013 8:40 pm (9 years ago) | Author: franel
- at 12-06-2013 08:40 PM (9 years ago)
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See trouble wey English language dey cause:
A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers and other more important things.

One day, oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He molded a big heart(@) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day.

Madam came back and met the house help sleeping and snoring:
 
Madam: Will you get up now!
Stupid girl. What have you been doing since morning?
House help: Madam welcome.
No vex abeg, me and oga dey make love since morning.
Na just now now we finish e say make I lie down small...

If na you be the madam wetin you go do?


Posted: at 12-06-2013 08:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- omomarty at 12-06-2013 11:31 PM (9 years ago)
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i go ask d househelp d question again then ask my husband b4 i go take any action......................
Posted: at 12-06-2013 11:31 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Xanchikorea at 14-06-2013 01:14 AM (9 years ago)
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Pb4

Posted: at 14-06-2013 01:14 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- franel at 14-06-2013 10:37 AM (9 years ago)
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Newbeans abi Newbie how can you differentiate between your new and pb4 jokes when you haven't eaten your new beans?
Go inside and eat you new beans & stop complaining.

Posted: at 14-06-2013 10:37 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 16-06-2013 03:05 PM (9 years ago)
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I go first land am one clean unadulterated slap first before anything else

Posted: at 16-06-2013 03:05 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 16-06-2013 04:34 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 16-06-2013 03:05 PM
I go first land am one clean unadulterated slap first before anything else

u nid to be placed under anger management

Posted: at 16-06-2013 04:34 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 02:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 16-06-2013 04:34 PM
u nid to be placed under anger management
How are u sure am not there already?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 17-06-2013 02:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-06-2013 07:31 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 17-06-2013 02:45 PM
How are u sure am not there already?  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

u sabi ur self pass me naa...so na u go tell me weda u dey dia or not

Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:31 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:36 PM (9 years ago)
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Ok. How much u go pay me for the info?

Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:36 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-06-2013 07:40 PM (9 years ago)
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biz woman.... u go ask me first if I wan hear am or not

Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:40 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-06-2013 07:43 PM (9 years ago)
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Me knw say u wan hear ram. Aproko like u  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 17-06-2013 07:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- krock1 at 18-06-2013 04:14 PM (9 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! my lips are silled,me and oga dey make love abi?!
Posted: at 18-06-2013 04:14 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- Rihannaaa at 19-06-2013 06:28 AM (9 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 19-06-2013 06:28 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 21-06-2013 11:00 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: omomarty on 12-06-2013 11:31 PM
i go ask d househelp d question again then ask my husband b4 i go take any action......................
just like that?
and for her repeating same thing wetin you will do?

Posted: at 21-06-2013 11:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 21-06-2013 11:04 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 16-06-2013 03:05 PM
I go first land am one clean unadulterated slap first before anything else
finito! please continue with your next step as she is more likely to repeat the same thing Shocked

Posted: at 21-06-2013 11:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 23-06-2013 11:49 AM (9 years ago)
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Hmmm

Posted: at 23-06-2013 11:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- uploader at 23-06-2013 01:55 PM (9 years ago)
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I will act calmly,
Posted: at 23-06-2013 01:55 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 08:27 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Xanchikorea on 14-06-2013 01:14 AM
Pb4

Ghen ghen things

Posted: at 26-06-2013 08:27 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 27-06-2013 12:31 AM (9 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 27-06-2013 12:31 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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