Assassin Interview

Date: 15-06-2009 5:28 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
- at 15-06-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago)
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fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assasin position — two men and one woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said. "You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can’t kill my wife."

The agent replies "You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

 Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Guy, na by force? If u have nothing to say can u just read other people's jokes or rather signout! Thank u.
Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-06-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago)
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if u no sabi read signout ibegggggggg

Posted: at 15-06-2009 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago)
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I guess if i cnt sign out myself, u can do dat by force ko? gbef!
Posted: at 15-06-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-06-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-06-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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