Small Girl & the Little Bird :D

Date: 25-06-2009 1:08 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Macaulay
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- at 25-06-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Got this from FIGHTing Park   Cheesy   Cheesy

In Warri, There was this my guy sunbathing Nood at the Sapele river on Tuesday when one small girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper. So The little girl says, "What's under there?" out of curiousity So the man lied and answers, "A small bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in general hospital and in great pain. bcos he was operated on, the doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened to you?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the waterside to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl the man was talking about. So they asked her what happened to the man. She answered: " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with the bird he hid from me. After a while as i was playing with it, it spat at me, so I got angry and broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs. The little girl was arrested so who is to be blame

Posted: at 25-06-2009 01:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- omatseye at 25-06-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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chie...nice 1.....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 25-06-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago)
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That's what i thought too after reading it Cheesy
Posted: at 25-06-2009 01:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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its cool...keeping d spirit of laughter so high like fire.....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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yea..i concur..
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 25-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Na d man i blame O bcos his small bird spat @ little girl  and she retaliated
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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eh eh,,,,na
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 25-06-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 25-06-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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yea...
Posted: at 25-06-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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..........
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin b dat na....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago)
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am just trying to keep the spirit of........hehehe
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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ok....u knw say naija.....na our home.....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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yes ooo we luv naija
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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so i decla  naijapals.....PROUDLY NIGERIAN......................if u agree....say naijapals 1 love.......
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 25-06-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago)
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One network
Posted: at 25-06-2009 06:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 25-06-2009 06:49 PM (15 years ago)
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@ teeco..... are u gay?...lol....just asking don't mind

@poster...hehehehe nice try.... funny !!
Posted: at 25-06-2009 06:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 25-06-2009 07:01 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 25-06-2009 07:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 25-06-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago)
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so it means the man is now castrated?
Posted: at 25-06-2009 07:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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