Small Girl & the Little Bird :D (Page 2)

Got this from FIGHTing Park      

In Warri, There was this my guy sunbathing Nood at the Sapele river on Tuesday when one small girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper. So The little girl says, "What's under there?" out of curiousity So the man lied and answers, "A small bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in general hospital and in great pain. bcos he was operated on, the doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened to you?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the waterside to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl the man was talking about. So they asked her what happened to the man. She answered: " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with the bird he hid from me. After a while as i was playing with it, it spat at me, so I got angry and broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs. The little girl was arrested so who is to be blame




lol...........dis is d best joke av seen in a long tym