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Date: 07-07-2009 8:05 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Amara
- at 7-07-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago)
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I visited nigeria in 2008. so i decided to open an account. i was in the central bank when this american guy entered.
AMERICAN BOY:  where is your fu*ck*ing manager?
THE LADY:  please sir such words are not used here
AMERICAN BOY:   you men. i wanna see your fu*ck*ing manager, your telling me .
THE LADY:  pls Sir, you dont use such words here. i am afraid i will ask you to leave.
AMERICAN BOY:  what a ? am gonna poop you nigga.

so immidiactly the manager came out and he was like. what is going on here? the american boy starts.

AMERICAN BOY: are you the fu*ck*ing manager? if your the fu*ck*ing manager, get out of my fu*ck*ing face.
MANAGER: Please sir, you dont use such word here, this is a banking hall.
AMERICAN BOY: what the  is wrong with you niggas.  men. i wanna open my fu*ck*ing account with my ing 2 million naira, your telling me fu*ck.  you all are niggas.
MANAGER: ..............Come, ......what did you say?
AMERICAN BOY: i say i wanna open my fu*ck*ing account with my ing 2 million naira, you people are telling me . what a ?
MANAGER: and what did that fu*ck*ing girl told you? anyway my name is mister fu*ck*ing Manager, lets go to my fu*ck*ing Office, this is my fu*ck*ing Bank.
 

Posted: at 7-07-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toinsauller at 7-07-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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NIGERIAN DUDES, CAN DO AND CALL ALL SORT OF NAMES CAUSE OF MONY!!!!! Cheesy Cheesy
WELL YOU TRY SHA
Posted: at 7-07-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- meetashley at 7-07-2009 08:37 PM (14 years ago)
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you tried, so funny.

One man wanted to go out and he told the son that he will be having a guests and he should put the visitors stomach in the food he was about to prepare. The boy took a knife and waited for the visitor. When the Guests arrived, he pursue the guests with the knife, so that he will cut the stomach and put in the food as the father told him. The poor visitor ran away and never return. lol.

the father told him to cook much food because of the guests and not to put the guests stomach in the food. illiterate is not good. lololololol.
Posted: at 7-07-2009 08:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- meetonyi at 7-07-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago)
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One man was not happy about how people were urinating on his wall. One day he wrote please, men dont urinate here order by Landlord. People were urinating, even women joined. You know women urine can pull wall down. He clean it and wrote, please men, women do not urinate here order my police. (maybe that word police will scare them away). for where. old people joined. the more he is writing, the more group are joining. he does not know what to write or do. he use to write it with chalk. now he cleaned it and wrote with charcoal, Men and women bring your urine here, needed Urgently by native doctor. he now hang red, white and black cloth, small bottle with water in it on the wall.
since that day if anybody wants to urinate and see that, they will run away and say not my urine, you will use. not knowing that they are doing good thing for the poor man, that was saying please, please, please. this time he did not say please. lol
Posted: at 7-07-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 7-07-2009 09:14 PM (14 years ago)
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can't thin of any joke right now
brb
Posted: at 7-07-2009 09:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- meetonyi at 7-07-2009 09:20 PM (14 years ago)
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One woman died and went to heaven. she asked God. God why did i die now? God sent her back and told her that she has, 41 years, 3 Months, 2 weeks and 4 days to live in the world. She came to life and went for surgery. She changed herself to a man. after 2 days, a car killed her. She went to heaven and asked God, God why did i die now? you say i still have 41 years, 3 months, 2 weeks and 4 days to enjoy myself! why did u take me after 2 days?. God was like, Ohh is that you? Oopps i did not recognise you again. now go to my left hand. lol.
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