Any of you know the cemetery at Akoka, Yaba; down by UNILAG. Alright then, one day two primary school boys were over the fence sharing peanuts which they had just stolen. They hid themselves completely out of sight, and one of them split the peanuts equally by saying "One for you and one for me." It so happened that at that moment a young man on his bicycle overheard them, and believed that it was the devil and the good Lord who were sharing the souls of the deceased.
He sped off on his bicycle, frightened like he had just seen the ghost of Abacha. Still speeding, he met an old man who stopped him and asked why he was so scared. The young man still looking over his shoulders, retold his encounter. The old man then slapped the man so as to bring him back to his senses, told him that his story was the most ridiculous story that he had ever heard. Then the old man asked to be taken to the cemetery so as to see for himself.
When they got there both men could hear the voices from the cemetery still saying, "One for you, one for me." The old man was taken aback; before the old man could understand what was going on, a voice from behind the wall said, "O boy, this thing don finish-o, make we go get the nuts wey dey by the the wall."
Though the young man was riding his bicycle, he couldn't catch up to the old man who ran so fast that he broke Maurice Green's record.
please do not distract and keep discussions along line of topic - make proper use of capit
Posted: at 2-08-2007 09:02 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Recoverd at 10-04-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Not funy at allllllll
Posted: at 10-04-2009 08:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Recoverd
Dryest joke Ever..... hiss 
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