The congregation

Date: 25-07-2009 8:51 am (15 years ago) | Author: Osituga
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- at 25-07-2009 08:51 AM (15 years ago)
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A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"  " And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'". THE
CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!

Posted: at 25-07-2009 08:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- teeco at 25-07-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin hahahaha they them to the river and drink........Funny
Posted: at 25-07-2009 12:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 25-07-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-07-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 25-07-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 25-07-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 25-07-2009 08:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Hahaha
Posted: at 25-07-2009 08:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Joecaat at 25-07-2009 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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The congregation..na confirmed members of our club..Abeg where the river dey make I join dem before everything go finish
Posted: at 25-07-2009 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-07-2009 09:51 PM (15 years ago)
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HMMMM NA WHAOOOO...THIS CHURCH NA WATIN I FIT CALL AM SELF..Grin
Posted: at 25-07-2009 09:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 25-07-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago)
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drunker club
Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-07-2009 11:26 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL...INDEED
Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 26-07-2009 05:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Imao!
Osituga abeg send d address 2 boyz sharp sharp!
Mak we go .............. ?
Posted: at 26-07-2009 05:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 09:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-07-2009 09:51 PM
HMMMM NA WHAOOOO...THIS CHURCH NA WATIN I FIT CALL AM SELF..Grin

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2009 09:32 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 25-07-2009 11:19 PM
drunker club
River drunker club 24/7... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2009 01:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:26 PM
Quote from: federico on 25-07-2009 11:19 PM
drunker club
River drunker club 24/7... Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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you'r funny
Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 27-07-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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u are more....
Posted: at 27-07-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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sure........2days una go miss me
Posted: at 27-07-2009 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-07-2009 10:52 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL..IF THEM TALK SAY MAKE OBASANJO AND YARADUA FIGHT SELF WHO GO WIN.....LOL 2 OLD MAN..Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2009 10:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Seyolat at 27-07-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Deacon and congregation all meet at the same beer parlour  Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-07-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 28-07-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-07-2009 10:52 PM
LOL..IF THEM TALK SAY MAKE OBASANJO AND YARADUA FIGHT SELF WHO GO WIN.....LOL 2 OLD MAN..Grin

How you compear? Grin
Posted: at 28-07-2009 11:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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