THE UNSTOPABLE COCK

Date: 23-11-2013 9:32 am (11 years ago) | Author: CHIZZY2BIZZY
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- at 23-11-2013 09:32 AM (11 years ago)
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A Farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes and mount all the 150 Hens.

Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense now.

"This one is trouble o", the Farmer thought.

Next day, he finds cock mounting the ducks, turkeys and parrots too.

"Ha, am I safe?" asks the farmer.

Later, he finds the cock lying pale, half-dead and vultures circling over its head.

Farmer says "You hyper-segxwal bastard, you deserve this!"

The cock opens one eye and says "Sshhh! don't shout, let them land."
Hahahahahaha, Oh damn

Posted: at 23-11-2013 09:32 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 23-11-2013 10:10 AM (11 years ago)
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no vex but if dis is why u come back den u beta go back
Posted: at 23-11-2013 10:10 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 23-11-2013 10:38 AM (11 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe. jossy, u mean ooo. make u go back where naa?
Posted: at 23-11-2013 10:38 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 23-11-2013 11:37 AM (11 years ago)
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U wan use dis nonsense spoil my day abi?
God pass u

Pb4
Posted: at 23-11-2013 11:37 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 23-11-2013 04:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster welcom but this thing wey u carve here dey vex meoo Angry
Posted: at 23-11-2013 04:16 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-11-2013 07:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 23-11-2013 10:38 AM
hehehehehehehe. jossy, u mean ooo. make u go back where naa?

why he go carry d 1st joke wey dem post for dis forum say na wetin he carry come back...dem don post dis joke soteey if u dey type pb4 e no go gree type
Posted: at 23-11-2013 07:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 23-11-2013 09:22 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Abaajóóóóó i won type pB4 my key pad dey sieze
Posted: at 23-11-2013 09:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 23-11-2013 09:38 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2013 09:38 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- alabi22 at 24-11-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago)
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kai NaijaPals. na wao ooo
Posted: at 24-11-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 24-11-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2013 09:31 AM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- zeigbo at 24-11-2013 11:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Sorry when did u brush last?
Posted: at 24-11-2013 11:26 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 24-11-2013 11:34 PM (11 years ago)
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yeah
Posted: at 24-11-2013 11:34 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 25-11-2013 12:18 AM (11 years ago)
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he mean say ur mouth dey smell,, u dey say yea...so u like ur smelling mouth?
Posted: at 25-11-2013 12:18 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-11-2013 01:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Help me ask  ram
Posted: at 25-11-2013 01:26 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 25-11-2013 07:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-11-2013 12:18 AM
he mean say ur mouth dey smell,, u dey say yea...so u like ur smelling mouth?
so una winch strong like ds? wetin dey pain me b say una dey underutilize am
Posted: at 25-11-2013 07:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 25-11-2013 09:24 AM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-11-2013 09:24 AM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 25-11-2013 10:37 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-11-2013 10:37 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 25-11-2013 02:06 PM (11 years ago)
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PITY ME NA PALS
Posted: at 25-11-2013 02:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 25-11-2013 03:40 PM (11 years ago)
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alabi are u somehow related to patrick obahiagbon?
Posted: at 25-11-2013 03:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 25-11-2013 05:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 25-11-2013 03:40 PM
alabi are u somehow related to patrick obahiagbon?
y u talk so? i no nak any grammer naa
Posted: at 25-11-2013 05:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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