A young warri boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thoughtfor a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Timaya for a million naira."
"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Timaya for a million naira" , and then, ask your brother "if he'd sleep with Timaya for a million naira.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Timaya for a million naira?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Timaya for a million naira?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Timaya I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Timaya for a million naira?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,...... we're living with two sluts and a queer"
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 31-07-2009 07:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
federico at 31-07-2009 11:27 PM (15 years ago) (m)
coolguy u fall my hand..dis is posted a million times b4
Posted: at 31-07-2009 11:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
coolguys235 at 1-08-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hahhahahaha ....... do u think there is no joke that has no been posted b4..........just trying to remodel it......... am cool teeco........ doing what u guys like doing......... keeping the spirit of........
Geoin4matic Engineer ..
Posted: at 1-08-2009 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
hahhahahaha ....... do u think there is no joke that has no been posted b4..........just trying to remodel it......... am cool teeco........ doing what u guys like doing......... keeping the spirit of........
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