wordsmith at 4-08-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Angela's brother just had his marriage of 14 years dissolved and this became the subject of discussion between her and two of her friends on their way to school. 'why did your brother send her wife packing?' Mary asked. 'Don't you know that the woman is unBEARABLE?' Angela retorted. 'Meaning what?' Mary asked again. "No child" Angela replied. "Oh my! so the woman is imPREGNABLE" said Mary.Jane, who had been listening with keen interest, burst into an uncontrollable laughter and said, " the two of you are disgrace to our school, simple english, you cannot speak, why don't you just say the poor woman is inCONCEIVABLE".
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Posted: at 4-08-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Sheenor at 4-08-2009 09:38 AM (15 years ago) (m)
funny
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 4-08-2009 09:38 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 4-08-2009 09:39 AM (15 years ago) (m)
hahaha the three of them are disgrace to there school.......
Posted: at 4-08-2009 09:39 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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Reply teeco at 4-08-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Thumb up man
Posted: at 4-08-2009 09:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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Thumb up man
na thumb up be dat abi na salute you dey salute?
Posted: at 4-08-2009 10:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply favourtee at 4-08-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) (f)
oh my! three of them are badenglishable speaking
Posted: at 4-08-2009 10:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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oh my! three of them are badenglishable speaking
nne, sometime am loveABLE you ooo...
i don't know if you're feelABLE the same way?
Posted: at 4-08-2009 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 4-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) (m)
abi
Posted: at 4-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply wordsmith at 4-08-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago) (m)
hope Christ and favour won't scatter the house with these their ABILITIES
Posted: at 4-08-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply teeco at 4-08-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) (m)
As in how??
Posted: at 4-08-2009 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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hope Christ and favour won't scatter the house with these their ABILITIES
bros, this house is unscatterABLE....
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply teeco at 4-08-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Help me tell am
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply wordsmith at 4-08-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) (m)
me I be JJC and I dey enjoy this house well well. no take big english scatter am. all the same tell me. I am TELLABLE
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply teeco at 4-08-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago) (m)
ok
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Gbravo at 4-08-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago) (m)
oh my! three of them are badenglishable speaking
ye my!! they are Tribadenglishable becos they are unable to be able to speak able and reasonable understandabe english
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply teeco at 4-08-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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me I be JJC and I dey enjoy this house well well. no take big english scatter am. all the same tell me. I am TELLABLE
gbam gha bros, you are too much... e di too much....
chinekenna...
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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gbravo, you english is becoming un-understandABLE ooo.... which kin english you dey blow so?
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply Gbravo at 4-08-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Readable able english.
Posted: at 4-08-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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