Oga Akpors and Doctor

Date: 28-12-2013 9:15 pm (10 years ago) | Author: olise omodi
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- at 28-12-2013 09:15 PM (10 years ago)
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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you
have a brain tumor.
Mr. AKPORS: (jumps in joy) YES!!!!
Doctor: Did you get what
I just told you?
Mr. Akpors: Yes of course, do you think I’m
dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so
happy instead of being sad?
Mr. Akpors: It’s a thing of joy to me cos
everyone says i have no brain but atleast now this proves
that I have a brain….abeg one word for akpors

Posted: at 28-12-2013 09:15 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- brightossy at 30-12-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago)
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Hahahaha
Posted: at 30-12-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 31-12-2013 08:28 AM (10 years ago)
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I heard smbody laff corn laff after i read pb4 about 5minutes ago Sad
Posted: at 31-12-2013 08:28 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 2-01-2014 06:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Pb4
Posted: at 2-01-2014 06:48 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 3-01-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry d yoke de make person vex Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 3-01-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-01-2014 02:00 PM (10 years ago)
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No vex abeg
Posted: at 3-01-2014 02:00 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 4-01-2014 10:42 PM (10 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry i still de vex
Posted: at 4-01-2014 10:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-01-2014 11:38 PM (10 years ago)
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Don't worry i will personally deal with dat yeye poster for making u vex
Posted: at 4-01-2014 11:38 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 4-01-2014 11:41 PM (10 years ago)
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@omomarty ,, make u vex wella come meet me for room 202 , pegnins hotel vgc........ pls hurry / am unclad already
Posted: at 4-01-2014 11:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 5-01-2014 10:43 AM (10 years ago)
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kai... ds alladin boy. u no dey hear word ooo. i don tell u say as small as u r, na woman u dey want evrytime... e dey sweet u abi? na visa 2 early grave b dat if u no no. na frm joke we dey no truth. yeye boy
Posted: at 5-01-2014 10:43 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-01-2014 11:02 AM (10 years ago)
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So u be visa to early grave chei i pity my brother expert since wey him no u him life don bend kpata kpata
Posted: at 5-01-2014 11:02 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 5-01-2014 11:30 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin zeigbo , u mean say ur broda EXPERT na dead man walking Huh?
Posted: at 5-01-2014 11:30 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 5-01-2014 11:32 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  5-01-2014 10:43 AM
kai... ds alladin boy. u no dey hear word ooo. i don tell u say as small as u r, na woman u dey want evrytime... e dey sweet u abi? na visa 2 early grave b dat if u no no. na frm joke we dey no truth. yeye boy
pls i want am like dat ........ at least i go enjoy ur soup b4 dat
Posted: at 5-01-2014 11:32 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 6-01-2014 10:03 AM (10 years ago)
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 Cry Cry Cry Cry
Posted: at 6-01-2014 10:03 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-01-2014 11:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on  5-01-2014 11:30 AM
Grin zeigbo , u mean say ur broda EXPERT na dead man walking Huh?
na dead body him be Sad
Posted: at 6-01-2014 11:17 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-01-2014 11:37 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  5-01-2014 11:02 AM
So u be visa to early grave chei i pity my brother expert since wey him no u him life don bend kpata kpata
Shocked
Posted: at 6-01-2014 11:37 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 6-01-2014 02:10 PM (10 years ago)
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WETIN U DEY SHINE EYES?
I NO SAY U DON REACH GRAVE
Posted: at 6-01-2014 02:10 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-01-2014 05:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Ask ram
Posted: at 6-01-2014 05:59 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 7-01-2014 09:07 AM (10 years ago)
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who kwa?
Posted: at 7-01-2014 09:07 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 7-01-2014 12:54 PM (10 years ago)
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una yeye too much
Posted: at 7-01-2014 12:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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