Kiddie.

Date: 08-08-2009 2:21 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Juliet Oluwafunmilayo James
[1] 2 3
- at 8-08-2009 02:21 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Posted: at 8-08-2009 02:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- asaph at 8-08-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
The thing is funny. thank u gal
Posted: at 8-08-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- wordsmith at 8-08-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
good one as usual. keep it up.
Posted: at 8-08-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- coolguys235 at 8-08-2009 09:40 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
b4 i comment ....let me pay respect to whom it is due to.........@asaph and wordsmith...........mo kiiiiiii yiiiiiiiiiiinnnn oooooooo........ cool joke nice one Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-08-2009 09:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- xter at 8-08-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
nice joke the teacher go go hell
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- SexyJuly at 10-08-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: coolguys235 on  8-08-2009 09:40 PM
b4 i comment ....let me pay respect to whom it is due to.........@asaph and wordsmith...........mo kiiiiiii yiiiiiiiiiiinnnn oooooooo........ cool joke nice one Grin Grin Grin

Ah! Shocked
Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- teeco at 10-08-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
haha laught wan kill me Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- Gbravo at 10-08-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
How d boi know say d teacher go enter hell?
Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
abeg make i use dis medium comment say i no like the way sexyjuly dey look my profile,.... e dey vex me well well. anywayz good joke though
Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- teeco at 10-08-2009 01:43 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Gbravo on 10-08-2009 01:38 PM
How d boi know say d teacher go enter hell?

Na the funniest thing be that Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:43 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- Gbravo at 10-08-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
May be she wan apply na.
Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- teeco at 10-08-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: just2sexy on 10-08-2009 01:41 PM
abeg make i use dis medium comment say i no like the way sexyjuly dey look my profile,.... e dey vex me well well. anywayz good joke though

how she dey look you profile Huh? Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 01:46 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
with those her seductive eyes, but me i no go fall 4 her lie lie
Posted: at 10-08-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Gbravo at 10-08-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
i no trust u Oooo Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
trust me ohh me nah good boy, even teeco sabi
Posted: at 10-08-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- teeco at 10-08-2009 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: just2sexy on 10-08-2009 03:45 PM
trust me ohh me nah good boy, even teeco sabi

I trust you  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- Gbravo at 10-08-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
where is your cap?
Posted: at 10-08-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 03:50 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
my cap dey, no worry unah go soon see am again very soon. thanks teeco............. i be good boy nah just say i dey JUST2SEXY..............LOL
Posted: at 10-08-2009 03:50 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- teeco at 10-08-2009 03:55 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Gbravo on 10-08-2009 03:48 PM
where is your cap?

Which of this ones Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 03:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- Gbravo at 10-08-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
just2sexy choose anoda cap now from thoes one teeco is offering u now.
Posted: at 10-08-2009 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
[1] 2 3
ReplyFollow

Login To Post Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. Socialite, Pretty Mike Shows up to 2025 AMVCA Looking Like This... (Photos)

  2. Ondo State Police Officer Called Out For S3xually Assaulting His Daughter Since She Was 10

  3. Heartbroken Father of 4 Recounts Sad Story of How he Discovered His Children Aren't His (VID)

  4. Kemi Badenoch Urges UK PM, Starmers to Adopt ‘Deportation Bill’, Mass Deportation of Foreigners

  5. Nigerians to Pay Over N28,000 to Correct Date of Birth Error On Their NIN

THIS WEEK

  1. Benue In Uproar As Leaked Adult Videos Spark Outrage, Calls For Arrests

  2. 18Yr Old Boy Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss' Daughter After He Was Sent To Learn A

  3. 103 Virgin Girls Initiated Into Womanhood At Ovia Osese Festival In Kogi State (Photos)

  4. "Many Have Suffered From Stroke" -Pastor Oyakhilome’s Sermon On Salt Sparks Heated Debate (Vid)

  5. VDM And I Are Officially Married - Actress Sarah Martins Drops Bombshell

  6. LA HOTTIE! Davido’s Wife, Chioma Adeleke, Flaunts Her Hot Bod In Lovely New Photos

  7. "Why I Would Choose Davido Over Burnaboy, Wizkid" – Singer, Zinoleesky

  8. 'Some Men Are Praying For Their Wives To Die So They Can Marry Another' -Nigerian Man Blows Hot

  9. Nollywood Star, Uche Ogbodo Undergoes 'BBL & Tummy Tuck'; Shares Recovery Journey (Video)

  10. I’m Married To Jesus — Pretty Reverend Sister Tells Asaba Boys Asking For Her Number (VID)

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 410
  • fineboy77 343
  • felicilin 215
  • bohlah 118
  • kacylee 104
Read More

Featured Discussions

Read More