0 to 200 in 6 second

Date: 18-08-2009 9:59 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
- at 18-08-2009 09:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Posted: at 18-08-2009 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 18-08-2009 10:52 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa for u at poster,i advise u read old joke first?i post dis joke just 3days ago
Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-08-2009 12:19 AM (15 years ago)
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Guy if u no post joke, dem no go block ur account. Photocopy machine
Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:19 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 19-08-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago)
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mcheww...
Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- jenny88 at 20-08-2009 02:03 PM (15 years ago)
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abeg tell me where did bob went to,,,,,,,,,,,
Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 20-08-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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I dey right behind you
Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 20-08-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago)
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remodel joke....no ingredient at all.....
Posted: at 20-08-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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