In the service

Date: 21-06-2008 6:47 pm (16 years ago) | Author: ebere kewulezi
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- at 21-06-2008 06:47 PM (16 years ago)
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A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" the interviewer asks.

"Yes, I was a Marine," responds the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 a.m."

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 a.m., but I might as well be honest with
you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching
our balls trying to decide what to do first."



Posted: at 21-06-2008 06:47 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- myragonza at 23-06-2008 10:12 AM (16 years ago)
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is that becoz he no longer have balls..... Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 23-06-2008 10:12 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lucychizzy at 23-06-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahah
lmao
Posted: at 23-06-2008 06:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 1-11-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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found this on the last page

LMAO
Posted: at 1-11-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 1-11-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao
Posted: at 1-11-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 1-11-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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IMAO

Posted: at 1-11-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 1-11-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on  1-11-2009 03:13 PM
lmao
Posted: at 1-11-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 1-11-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on  1-11-2009 03:13 PM
lmao
Posted: at 1-11-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 1-11-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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IMAO KO IMAM NI

Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 1-11-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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and since he has no balls, he may stay till 10..lolz
Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 1-11-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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OK

Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 1-11-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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ok?
Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 1-11-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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HMMMMM

Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- summer_luv at 1-11-2009 05:42 PM (15 years ago)
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nawao

not bad but also hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 1-11-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago)
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posdted b4 sha but u try
Posted: at 1-11-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-11-2009 06:59 PM (15 years ago)
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Dead joke

Posted: at 1-11-2009 06:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 1-11-2009 09:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-11-2009 05:43 PM
posdted b4 sha but u try

God don catch all u posted b4 pple.
i dug this out from the last page of the forum viz the first post of its kind
the poster sef don disappear.
Posted: at 1-11-2009 09:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 1-11-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on  1-11-2009 09:50 PM
Quote from: federico on  1-11-2009 05:43 PM
posdted b4 sha but u try

God don catch all u posted b4 pple.
i dug this out from the last page of the forum viz the first post of its kind
the poster sef don disappear.
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-11-2009 10:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 1-11-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Them no know say i dey FBI before i show back naija
Posted: at 1-11-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-11-2009 11:12 PM (15 years ago)
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The fact that u dug it from the last page doesnt make it the first joke.. Many people had already dug out jokes 4rm the last page too. Grin

Posted: at 1-11-2009 11:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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