SHOCKING CONFESSION: See The "Mess" That Happened Between Nametalkam &His Pastor

Date: 15-03-2014 12:02 pm (10 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 15-03-2014 12:02 PM (10 years ago)
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«§» 15 March 2014

This is a funny prayer point saga. Below is the crazy encounter between Nametalkam and his new Pastor.

Nametalkam mistakenly became friend with his Pastor on facebook, he had accepted before he knew it was him.

Few minutes later his Pastor sent him a message
Pastor: How are you, my good brother?
Nametalkam: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: I want to praye for you now!
Nametalkam: Thank you daddy, I’m ready.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Nametalkam: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family…
Nametalkam: (no reply)
Pastor: May God cut you with the axe of life
Nametalkam: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Nametalkam: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Nametalkam: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
Nametalkam: (no reply)

Pastor: Brother Nametalkam, are you there?
Nametalkam: Yes, my daddy, I’m here.
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.
Nametalkam: Are you sure?
Pastor: Of course.

Nametalkam: Ok, I have something powerful for you too?
Pastor: Oh I see, you want to sow a seed?.
Nametalkam: Yes, a strong seed. May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family.
Pastor: (no reply)
Nametalkam: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and all members of your family.
Pastor: (no reply)

Nametalkam: My Pastor, are you there?
Pastor: [Angry] Why are you asking me if am here?
Nametalkam: You should be saying Amen to claim this Powerful Prayers o!
Pastor: Na thunder go fire you there! You are a stupid boy!!
Hehehehahaha, I can't shout oo..


Posted: at 15-03-2014 12:02 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- Topsylucas at 15-03-2014 12:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Nametalk,ure a funny monkey! May thunder 4rm heaven strike u in ur biznes,amen. Lol
Posted: at 15-03-2014 12:31 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iamDonc at 15-03-2014 12:39 PM (10 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 15-03-2014 12:39 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Larry28 at 15-03-2014 12:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 15-03-2014 12:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ken222 at 15-03-2014 12:55 PM (10 years ago)
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May the lion of riches tear you and all the members of your family into pieces, Say Amen 
Posted: at 15-03-2014 12:55 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beneno at 15-03-2014 01:00 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-03-2014 01:00 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mobbysmartins at 15-03-2014 01:03 PM (10 years ago)
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May the Volcano of riches erupts upon you and consume you and your family,may the hurricane Katrina of blessing sweep you and your family.Somebody say Amen.
Posted: at 15-03-2014 01:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ogebig at 15-03-2014 01:40 PM (10 years ago)
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may de RPG of blessing strike u and ur family
Posted: at 15-03-2014 01:40 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- okilo101 at 15-03-2014 02:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Jus dis kinda of joke 2 ur Muslim brodas n see dia reaction....lolz
Posted: at 15-03-2014 02:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buchi1975 at 15-03-2014 02:38 PM (10 years ago)
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rocket propelled grenade   rpg of blessings   .haba some guys can be funny o.guy u be boko haram we dey fire rpg?
Posted: at 15-03-2014 02:38 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- osamabinladin at 15-03-2014 03:37 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-03-2014 03:37 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- christianity at 15-03-2014 03:51 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Shocked Cry Grin lol
Posted: at 15-03-2014 03:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Solidstonez at 15-03-2014 03:51 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 15-03-2014 03:51 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Solidstonez at 15-03-2014 03:52 PM (10 years ago)
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No be small thing

Posted: at 15-03-2014 03:52 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ebiteck at 15-03-2014 04:15 PM (10 years ago)
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May the fire of riches burn you to ashes, can anyone claim this?
Posted: at 15-03-2014 04:15 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ObyWBabaK at 15-03-2014 04:35 PM (10 years ago)
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may volcano of success erupt you...
Posted: at 15-03-2014 04:35 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Asksmeagain at 15-03-2014 06:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Oga Grey franel, are u sure u not Nametalkram?  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 15-03-2014 06:22 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- proly at 15-03-2014 06:40 PM (10 years ago)
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kkk
Posted: at 15-03-2014 06:40 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- nobleladyG at 15-03-2014 07:52 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 15-03-2014 07:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 15-03-2014 09:05 PM (10 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 15-03-2014 09:05 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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