nobleladyG at 5-04-2014 10:58 PM (11 years ago) (f)
A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage's must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin." The plane continues it's descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again, "Still going down, we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot said, "But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. "C, any Coloured on board?" Still no one moves. "D, any Darkies?" A little black Nigerian boy asks his dad, "Dad, what are we?" His Dad replied, "Tonight son, we are Zombies"
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I am D Best of my Kind!LoVE mE!
Posted: at 5-04-2014 10:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
zeigbo at 6-04-2014 12:03 AM (11 years ago) (m)
wow u crak my ribs
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 6-04-2014 12:03 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply papadip at 6-04-2014 02:13 AM (11 years ago) (m)
Thank god....again.. I was the pilot... Posted: at 6-04-2014 02:13 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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didnt u c dis post in recent posts?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 07:34 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply brightossy at 6-04-2014 12:35 PM (11 years ago) (m)
missisipi, u dey ask me?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 12:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply yettyness at 6-04-2014 01:34 PM (11 years ago) (f)
hmmmmmm.
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Aalladinn at 6-04-2014 01:41 PM (11 years ago) (m)
i just post dis shit / thunder fire u wit dose laffing at ur pb34 joke
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 6-04-2014 06:06 PM (11 years ago) (m)
aboki
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 6-04-2014 06:06 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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missisipi, u dey ask me?
no. I no dey ask u, I dey sing u.
Posted: at 7-04-2014 09:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rakelly at 7-04-2014 10:54 AM (11 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 7-04-2014 10:54 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply alabi22 at 7-04-2014 06:37 PM (11 years ago) (f)
didnt u c dis post in recent posts?
pls write in block letters
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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but why?
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply rakelly at 8-04-2014 12:11 PM (11 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 8-04-2014 12:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply alabi22 at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (11 years ago) (f)
wetin? u go near transformer?
Posted: at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply alabi22 at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (11 years ago) (f)
wetin? u go near transformer?
Posted: at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 9-04-2014 01:10 AM (11 years ago) (m)
ask ram
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 9-04-2014 01:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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What a nice joke hihihhihihi
Thunder fire ur yansh allaadinn
Ur own na pb4 this one is new
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 9-04-2014 08:28 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply rakelly at 9-04-2014 08:36 AM (11 years ago) (f)
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Na ur lover boy
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 9-04-2014 08:50 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
Reply rakelly at 9-04-2014 10:40 AM (11 years ago) (f)
wetin be in name
Posted: at 9-04-2014 10:40 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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