A guy and his dog walk into a bar.. .....The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So ur dog can talk, huh?" The guy says yes. Then the bartender says, "So, if I give ur dog money he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes,....he gave the dog money and sends him out.
Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go out looking for the dog. A block away from the bar, they look down the road and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"......The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:40 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
Aalladinn at 6-04-2014 01:43 PM (11 years ago) (m)
u no get brain again / dis joke wey i don dey c since 1955
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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