Super Glue for Vaseline

Date: 09-07-2008 3:54 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 9-07-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago)
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A boy was at table for his breakfast and asked the grandma, where his mom and dad was. The granny replied that they were still in bed! The boy smiled, ate his breakfast and went to play. At lunch time the boy returned and asked granny the same question. They are still in bed, the granny replied. The boy laughed again, had his lunch and went to play. At dinner time he returned. Where is mom and dad? They are still in bed, grandma replied. The boy burst into laughter for the third time. Grandma could not bear it any more, what is wrong with you, each time I tell you your parents are in bed, you burst into laughter? The boy explained: Last night daddy came to my room and asked for Vaseline. I gave him Super Glue!!..... 

Posted: at 9-07-2008 03:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- johnmarkwell at 11-07-2008 06:50 PM (16 years ago)
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hello lady my name is muiz i will like to know more about you and you know what you by that ?...................................................................................you mean that both of them are having sex thats good my # is 07025675768
Posted: at 11-07-2008 06:50 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- ifeyemi5 at 27-07-2008 06:25 AM (16 years ago)
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lol.the glue will glue them together then.
Posted: at 27-07-2008 06:25 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- khadijah at 5-08-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago)
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where is granma's cane?junior here needs it
Posted: at 5-08-2008 03:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 22-02-2010 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 22-02-2010 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-02-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 22-02-2010 01:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- luvbug at 22-02-2010 02:03 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaha thats a funny one bt wait maybe there is a lamushuang going on so that junior could have a junior
Posted: at 22-02-2010 02:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 22-02-2010 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 22-02-2010 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 22-02-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago)
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still funny
Posted: at 22-02-2010 03:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 22-02-2010 03:32 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u
Posted: at 22-02-2010 03:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 23-02-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago)
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since d place is wet it will nt work
Posted: at 23-02-2010 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- honeym at 23-02-2010 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmm..... Once the Glue expires, Junior will be the next to be Glued by Pale and Male
Watch it...
Posted: at 23-02-2010 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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