an old woman was reportedly killed by an american youth in ibadan, a situation that made the city indigene to descend heavily on the expatriates in the old city..............and when the boy was questioned on why he did such a thing....................excerpts from our correspondent XTER..........
XTER-why did u kill that woman?
MARK(white boy)-u mean dat waste of skin?
xter-oh ok why did u.................
mark-hold it menh! i'm not feeling sober no sorry no remorse at all
xter-ok we know u're not sorry 4 ur action but why?
mark-well if u wanna know:do u know dat woman has been married ten times and her hubbies are dead now
xter-oh! yes heard it thru our research,we also discovered that they died months after getting married to her
mark-ok..do u know what she told me yesterday?
xter-no,wasn't there,so i wouldn't
mark-well i greeted her good morning ma and she said oh good morning oko mii my husband and i said men! dis old bitch is gonna kill me if i dont act fast
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 29-09-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero