The wash cloth

Date: 30-09-2009 3:53 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 30-09-2009 03:53 PM (14 years ago)
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 was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.

She responded, "It's my wash cloth."

Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.

The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"

The mother responded, "I lost it."

The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.

A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."

The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"

The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing Daddy's face with it."


14_Inches

Posted: at 30-09-2009 03:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- padrino at 30-09-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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na....waoooooo
Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 30-09-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa ooooooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 30-09-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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HMM............

Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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HMM... 3

Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 30-09-2009 10:46 PM (14 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-09-2009 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 30-09-2009 10:51 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 30-09-2009 10:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Wetin hmmm u?

Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Hahahahaha
Posted: at 1-10-2009 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 1-10-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago)
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i cant understand what the last phrase mean!! she is washing dads face with it?
Posted: at 1-10-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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licking the honeypot i think
Posted: at 1-10-2009 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 1-10-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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may be
Posted: at 1-10-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 1-10-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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chei!!!! make una no spoil me ohhhh

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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boi, u have come?
Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 1-10-2009 01:13 PM (14 years ago)
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oh!!!!i will soon be going now ....my dear country is celebrating independence day......am hooked up 2day ..may be

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 01:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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thats nice to here. yo patriotic
Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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