Cletus comes up from cotonou border on his bicycle.he's got two large bags over his shoulders.The custom official stops him and says,"what's in that bag"? "Garri,answered cletus" The custom official says,"we'll just seenabout that,get off the bike,the custom official takes the bike and rips it apart but found nothing but garri,he had the garri analysed and still discovers there was nothin.he now releases cletus and let him cross the border. A week later the same thin happened,the custom official asks,wat have you got? "Garri"says cletus. the custom official did all the analysis and found out that there was nothing but garri,then he let him cross the border. This sequence of events repeated every day for three years.Finally cletus doesn't show up again. One day one of the custom official met cletus at a beer palour in Cotonou and he says, "Hey ma friend,o know u have been smuggling something all this years,its driving me crazy dat i cant figuure it out.......just between u and me,what are u smugglin? Cletus sips his beer and said,"BICYCLES"
Posted: at 3-10-2009 01:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
just2sexy at 3-10-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) (m)
I like the fact that u made it more nigerian. Gud job bro keep it up.
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Posted: at 3-10-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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