CONDOM..

I recall my first time with a condom,i was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condom at the pharmacy.There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,and she could see that i was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if i knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,'NO,this is my first time.

So she unwrapped the package,took one out and slipped it over her thumb.She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.I apparently still looked confused.So,she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.It was empty.

''Just a minute,'she said,and walked to the door and locked it.Taking my hand,she led me into the backroom,unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. she unhooked her bra nd laid it aside ''Do these excited you? She asked.

Well,i was so dumb struck that all i could do was nod my head.she then said it was time to slip the condom on. As i was slipping it on,she dropped her skirt,removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
Well,come on; she said,'we don't have much time. So i climbed on her.It was so wonderful,tha unfortunately,i could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW! I was  done with a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown ''Did you put that condom on? She asked.

I said,'i sure did, and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted!!





Dad:   shame on you peter,       why did u hit your little  sister?

Peter: well, daddy, we wer playin Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Instead of tempting me with that apple,she ate the thing herself.





Jossy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said,'' well,you need three  things; A can of red paint ,a can of blue paint and a shovel.

Jossy asked,''And what do i do with these,doc?

The doctor replied before the wedding night,you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says,''That's the strangest pair of balls i ever saw, you hit her wth the shovel.



How many cigar do u smoke a day?
About Ten.
What do they cost you?
Twenty cents a piece.
That is two dollars a day.
How long have you been smoking?
Thirty years!
Two dollars a day for thirty years is a lot of money.
Yes,it is.
Do u see that office building on the corner?
''Yes''
If you had never smoke in your life you might owe that find building.

'Do you smoke?
''No,never did''
Do you own that building?
''NO''



Papa what is the name of the person who brings you in contact with the spirit world called ?

''A bartender,my boy!




A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting,so he approached his assistant

zeigbo,i am going hunting tomorrow,i don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients

''Yes sir!  answered zeigbo.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asked ''so zeigbo,how was your day?

Zeigbo told him that he took care of the three patients.

The first one had a headache so i gave him Tylenol.

Bravo! and the second one? Ask the doctor.

The second one had stomach burning and i gave him malox. Sir  says zeigbo.

Bravo! Bravo!! You're good at this and what about the third one? Ask the doctor.

Sir,i was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame,she undressed herself,taking of everything including Bra,her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted ''HELP ME! For five years i have not seen my man.

Zeigbo!  What did you do? Ask the doctor.

I put drops in her eyes! 

Posted: at 17-10-2014 02:44 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

Hoihoihoiho Laff don make me wear my girlfriend pant think say na singlet

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Posted: at 17-10-2014 11:09 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nzetheo...2 thumbs up for u again..
d first joke (insertn d condom on ur thumb) and jossy painting his balls really got my ribs cracking. hahahehehohohihihuhu. am seriously laughing. lol

Posted: at 19-10-2014 10:40 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  i kno say u go like am! Testicles things! Lol

Posted: at 19-10-2014 07:45 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

if she no like am,watin she go like??

Posted: at 19-10-2014 07:52 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming

ask him...

Posted: at 19-10-2014 10:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

testicles ko, testube nii...me just dey laff dey sorry 4 u wey no use raincoat...

Posted: at 20-10-2014 05:44 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oya come inside make we measure our minds and know the one wey dirty pass

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Posted: at 20-10-2014 07:47 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

good laugh!!!!!

Posted: at 20-10-2014 11:22 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

so na dross ur babe dey wear as pant

Posted: at 21-10-2014 08:31 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac