To my dearest wife...Chei!!! (Page 3)

Date: 09-10-2009 3:51 pm (13 years ago) | Author: haynor heemarhnuel
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:28 PM (13 years ago)
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asking???
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bashade09 at 11-10-2009 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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SMOKING
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:35 PM (13 years ago)
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kolo
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 11-10-2009 07:40 PM (13 years ago)
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for what
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:40 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:46 PM (13 years ago)
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ask 10x
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 11-10-2009 07:51 PM (13 years ago)
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make it infinity  Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 11-10-2009 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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if you prefer that
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 11-10-2009 08:01 PM (13 years ago)
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prefer what
Posted: at 11-10-2009 08:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 11-10-2009 08:18 PM (13 years ago)
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water
Posted: at 11-10-2009 08:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- josh2424 at 12-10-2009 12:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  9-10-2009 03:51 PM
During the past year, I have attempted to
make love to you 365 times. I have
succeeded 36 times, which is an average of
only once every 10 days. The following is a
list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid
there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up
and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that
I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this,
shall we??
Love, Your Hubby

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
wow nice joke i love dis one frnd
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 12-10-2009 12:42 AM (13 years ago)
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dis joke have been posted a miilion times b4 u guys came...any way is ok
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 12-10-2009 12:45 AM (13 years ago)
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ME I THEY THINK OF BILLIONS
Posted: at 12-10-2009 12:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-10-2009 08:22 AM (13 years ago)
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yes i guess,,,make then check trach bin.then go see am many
Posted: at 12-10-2009 08:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 12-10-2009 08:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Am not available at the moment, please will comment later
Posted: at 12-10-2009 08:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashdangelo at 12-10-2009 09:01 AM (13 years ago)
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9ce1
Posted: at 12-10-2009 09:01 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 12-10-2009 09:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 12-10-2009 09:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 12-10-2009 09:16 AM (13 years ago)
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why
Posted: at 12-10-2009 09:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-10-2009 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 12-10-2009 08:51 AM
Am not available at the moment, please will comment later
but u are here  Shocked
Posted: at 12-10-2009 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 12-10-2009 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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@federico and emmajesu .....the joke was not meant for u guys nahhhhh  why all the... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-10-2009 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 04:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmn
Posted: at 12-10-2009 04:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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