Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell. INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron? AKPOS: N9m per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I’d be looking at N20-22m per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals. INTERVIEWER: Today is your lucky day! The position comes with N35m per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house here in lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully- paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you’re entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service… AKPOS: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir, you must be joking!!! INTERVIEWER: Of course I’m joking! Were you not the one that started it?
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Posted: at 2-01-2015 06:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ExpertTbright at 3-01-2015 10:12 AM (10 years ago) (m)
U try small Na small o make ur head no begin dey swell up
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 3-01-2015 10:12 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
ExpertTbright at 6-01-2015 11:52 AM (10 years ago) (m)
No alabi the guy never well We still need people to contribute money to prepare another herb for him And if u want to donate kindly give it to rakelly cos na she go market go buy things I don tell her, and if she like make she spend the money her own don finish be that
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:52 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
No alabi the guy never well We still need people to contribute money to prepare another herb for him And if u want to donate kindly give it to rakelly cos na she go market go buy things I don tell her, and if she like make she spend the money her own don finish be that
come, u na babalawo workshop u dey work?
Posted: at 6-01-2015 05:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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